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    Thank you everyone.
    Last edited by Iseeyou17; 11-22-2016, 11:20 PM.

  • #2
    Well for one, you would never hack it as a cop because your grammar sucks worse than the dog licking peanut butter off your johnson.

    And secondly.... You'd probably make a great FBI agent

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    • #3
      I do know I need to work on my grammar and plan on improving it greatly while working at saving money for a academy.

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      • #4
        The woman you had sex with on the beach, was she hot? We need pictures to determine if it had anything to do with your rejection. What was the genre of the pirated movie your friend gave you? If it was "gay midget porn", then you should be good to go. Anything else is suspect.

        You may still be able to find a job in LE, but not necessarily in a department you'd want to be.
        Getting shot hurts! Don't under estimate the power of live ammo. A .22LR can kill you! I personally feel that it's best to avoid being shot by any caliber. Your vest may stop the bullet, but you'll still get a nice bruise or other injury to remember the experience.

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        • #5
          Apply at Baltimore, you're good to go.
          Train for tomorrow, for you never know what it will bring to the fight.
          In the school of Policing, there is no graduation day.

          Arguing on the internet, is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Iseeyou17 View Post
            HI everyone

            so I recently applied to a department and got turned down during the background and polygraph test. they said I was turned down for somthing in polygraph or background. the only things I could think of is that when I was 10 a friend dared me to put peanut butter on my dick and let the dog lick it and I also was dared by a friend to shoot at a dog with a BB gun and ended up hitting the dog in the eye when I was 11. I also hit a vehicle when I was 17 fender bender with the driver not there and drove away, I'm 24 now. I have had sex on a beach a few times with my fiance in the past year also. I have also never downloaded a move myself but my frind has given me a pirated movie before. do you guys have any idea which one they probably turned me down for? and do I still have a chance to get in some where?

            thanks.
            When you submit an application just remember to attach a note from your mother.

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            • #7
              Uhm...???? is this like the same pervert who asked the same question regarding a dog licking PB off his dink last year or is this becoming a big fad with the wanker 'safe space' crowd this country is churning out???? wtf?


              OP, I do believe you're a troll trolling at best or a pervert freak at worst. No, you'll never be hired anywhere and for good reason. Freak off!
              Harry S. Truman, (1884-1972)
              “Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.”

              Capt. E.J. Land USMC,
              “Just remember – life is hard. But it’s one hell of a lot harder if you’re stupid.

              George Washington, (1732-1799)
              "I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man."

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              • #8
                Was the PB chunky or not? That may actually determine if you are a good candidate
                Former Police Officer (Injured LOD)
                USAF VETERAN 2004-2012
                "The sheep pretend the wolf will never come, but the sheepdog lives for that day."-LTC Grossman
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by J2H View Post
                  Was the PB chunky or not? That may actually determine if you are a good candidate
                  Better watch out when using "chunky". Dogs tend to want to nibble on the nuts!
                  Getting shot hurts! Don't under estimate the power of live ammo. A .22LR can kill you! I personally feel that it's best to avoid being shot by any caliber. Your vest may stop the bullet, but you'll still get a nice bruise or other injury to remember the experience.

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                  • #10
                    What is it with peanut butter and dogs on here? Lol I've seen it on here a couple times. Second, how did your dog licking your balls even come up on background or polygraph. Seems like a completely random question.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by KKING382 View Post
                      What is it with peanut butter and dogs on here? Lol I've seen it on here a couple times. Second, how did your dog licking your balls even come up on background or polygraph. Seems like a completely random question.
                      It is a common thing with people who smoke pot more than six times and have sex on the beach. The polygraph examiner is an excellent judge of character and when asked, commented "he just looked like the type."

                      “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”

                      George V. Higgins--The Friends of Eddie Coyle

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by HI629 View Post

                        Better watch out when using "chunky". Dogs tend to want to nibble on the nuts!
                        And you know this because?????
                        Train for tomorrow, for you never know what it will bring to the fight.
                        In the school of Policing, there is no graduation day.

                        Arguing on the internet, is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
                        Do Not Disturb sign should read, Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution.
                        Even if the voices aren't real, They have some really good ideas.

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                        • #13
                          If I was the BGI for this candidate, I would have to take off work and go take a shower. I think I need to just from reading this post. Why do I keep opening them?

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                          • #14
                            Hey OP, I'll be happy to kick your *** down the street for what you did to those dogs, you little pos.

                            Burn in hell.
                            Now go home and get your shine box!

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                            • #15
                              "HI everyone

                              so I recently applied to a department and got turned down during the background and polygraph test. they said I was turned down for somthing in polygraph or background. the only things I could think of is that when I was 10 a friend dared me to put peanut butter on my dick and let the dog lick it and I also was dared by a friend to shoot at a dog with a BB gun and ended up hitting the dog in the eye when I was 11. I also hit a vehicle when I was 17 fender bender with the driver not there and drove away, I'm 24 now. I have had sex on a beach a few times with my fiance in the past year also. I have also never downloaded a move myself but my frind has given me a pirated movie before. do you guys have any idea which one they probably turned me down for? and do I still have a chance to get in some where?

                              thanks."


                              Really? At no point during these dares did you say to yourself " this is really wrong i shouldn't be doing this?"

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