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  • pujolsfan146
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    Originally posted by redbird07 View Post
    Is there anything I can do for you officer to get out of this arrest? I mean anything?

    No, thats not how it works.
    I have heard that one quite a few times including last week.

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  • jerseyshorecop
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    Worst Pick up Line

    I arrest a female for drunk driving and notice she's got a hellacious infected burn on one of her calves...apparently from making contact with a motorcycle exhaust...then not treating it for a few days...cause hell....she's on vacation.

    Arresting Officer: Miss, So how did you get that burn on your leg?

    Female suspect: I wrapped my legs around some Hot Cops Head for a Mustache ride and his glasses musta got hot!......Wanna see ?

    Arresting Officer: No thanks Miss......

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  • Sarah83
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    Originally posted by pf217 View Post
    No pick up lines, I've only heard, "Dang, he's a hot cop" and a 15 year old male/black juvenile and myself were talking about females and whatnot. He asked if I had a girlfriend, I told him I had just broken up with her. He said, "You seem like the kinda guy who would have a model girlfriend." I didn't know what to say.
    I'm famous for the "hot cop" comment. But usually it never gets heard by the intended person!

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  • Sarah83
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    Originally posted by Seven53 View Post
    Something to the tune of "Cop a feel/Feel a cop"
    That's pretty funny! I almost spit out my water on that one!

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  • irishdep
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    wanna get pizza and *bleep*?

    no!

    what you don't like pizza?

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  • JSD73
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    Drunk female looked at my buddy and said, "Damn, you ugly" looked at me and said, "but you...you can cuff me anytime." I turned red and walked right out. I'm shy like that....that's how I roll

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  • Scott941
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    Just being proactive, mind you...

    Years ago there was this gorgeous woman that moved in next door to me. So the next day I dropped by and handed her a cup of sugar and said, "You didn't borrow this. But I will."

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  • Seven53
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    Something to the tune of "Cop a feel/Feel a cop"

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  • blackandgold978
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    "Well, here I am..... What are your other two wishes?"

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  • carolina
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    Originally posted by Chiller View Post
    I will be over at the other side of the bar if you want to come make out
    And you said you didn't do that ... riiiiight

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  • Chiller
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    I will be over at the other side of the bar if you want to come make out

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  • cj51979
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    Wanna see my gun? Wait, I said that....

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  • pf217
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    But then again, I was talking to a group of about 5 m/b the other night, and my brother who is a Corporal at my dept (also on this forum) had previously spoken to them. The end of the conversation went like this:

    Y'all twins?
    Nope. 9 years apart.
    Dang...you all is ugly.
    (laughs)
    You know what a Taser feels like yet?

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  • pf217
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    No pick up lines, I've only heard, "Dang, he's a hot cop" and a 15 year old male/black juvenile and myself were talking about females and whatnot. He asked if I had a girlfriend, I told him I had just broken up with her. He said, "You seem like the kinda guy who would have a model girlfriend." I didn't know what to say.

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  • 1042 Trooper
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    Huh? There's pick up lines?

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