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  • #16
    wanna get pizza and *bleep*?

    no!

    what you don't like pizza?
    "Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything!"-Wyatt Earp

    "You never know when crazy will show up!"-Irishdep

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Seven53 View Post
      Something to the tune of "Cop a feel/Feel a cop"
      That's pretty funny! I almost spit out my water on that one!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by pf217 View Post
        No pick up lines, I've only heard, "Dang, he's a hot cop" and a 15 year old male/black juvenile and myself were talking about females and whatnot. He asked if I had a girlfriend, I told him I had just broken up with her. He said, "You seem like the kinda guy who would have a model girlfriend." I didn't know what to say.
        I'm famous for the "hot cop" comment. But usually it never gets heard by the intended person!

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        • #19
          Worst Pick up Line

          I arrest a female for drunk driving and notice she's got a hellacious infected burn on one of her calves...apparently from making contact with a motorcycle exhaust...then not treating it for a few days...cause hell....she's on vacation.

          Arresting Officer: Miss, So how did you get that burn on your leg?

          Female suspect: I wrapped my legs around some Hot Cops Head for a Mustache ride and his glasses musta got hot!......Wanna see ?

          Arresting Officer: No thanks Miss......

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          • #20
            Originally posted by redbird07 View Post
            Is there anything I can do for you officer to get out of this arrest? I mean anything?

            No, thats not how it works.
            I have heard that one quite a few times including last week.
            Prov 17:17 A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.

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