But I don't want anyone to tell me the truth and all answers must be sugar coated because I pay your salary. Driving home just now, I think two cops tried to tag team me. I know they wanted to find a violation. One of them got real close to the bumper on my car (aren't vision tests required for the cops now?) and my brothers wife's sisters baby daddy told me that cops can't tailgate or I can arrest them, is that true? Anyhow, all the sudden I see another cop hiding behind this big old Oak tree (which is illegal, too isn't it? Don't y'all like have to be in plain view with your blue lights on while you eat a donut in order to run radar? Anything and I get my ticket thrown out right?) and he pulls out behind me too. The two cops, they rode double down the road behind me until I freaked out and pulled over...I didn't think they were really "serious" about the blue lights and sirens because I'm not a "real" criminal so I didn't think that applied to me like at ALLLLL. I don't understand why I got arrested...because I said yes sir and no sir the whole time. Did I mention that I really want to be a cop one day, but right now I'm so bored in this town that I spend my free time riding around committing petty crimes until such time that I really just "have" to grow up...or take a polygraph...whichever comes first. So anyhow, I thought I'd register on this here place and let my very FIRST post be some off the wall BS about how I can't...I truly can't...figure out a randomly simple situation by myveryownself without feeling like you people in cyber world should TELL me what to do...so the reason I came here is because I stubbed my toe when I got pulled out of my car at the abovementioned traffic stop and I don't really want to have to complain to his boss about it, but these prison floors have so totally screwed up my pedicure, that I think it's only fair the PD pay for me to get my toes fixed. So what do you think? Were they tailgating me?
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Last edited by Smurfette_76; 06-03-2007, 06:27 PM.sigpic
I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness.Tags: None
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Originally posted by Smurfette_76 View PostBut I don't want anyone to tell me the truth and all answers must be sugar coated because I pay your salary. Driving home just now, I think two cops tried to tag team me. I know they wanted to find a violation. One of them got real close to the bumper on my car (aren't vision tests required for the cops now?) and my brothers wife's sisters baby daddy told me that cops can't tailgate or I can arrest them, is that true? Anyhow, all the sudden I see another cop hiding behind this big old Oak tree (which is illegal, too isn't it? Don't y'all like have to be in plain view with your blue lights on while you eat a donut in order to run radar? Anything and I get my ticket thrown out right?) and he pulls out behind me too. The two cops, they rode double down the road behind me until I freaked out and pulled over...I didn't think they were really "serious" about the blue lights and sirens because I'm not a "real" criminal so I didn't think that applied to me like at ALLLLL. I don't understand why I got arrested...because I said yes sir and no sir the whole time. Did I mention that I really want to be a cop one day, but right now I'm so bored in this town that I spend my free time riding around committing petty crimes until such time that I really just "have" to grow up...or take a polygraph...whichever comes first. So anyhow, I thought I'd register on this here place and let my very FIRST post be some off the wall BS about how I can't...I truly can't...figure out a randomly simple situation by myveryownself without feeling like you people in cyber world should TELL me what to do...so the reason I came here is because I stubbed my toe when I got pulled out of my car at the abovementioned traffic stop and I don't really want to have to complain to his boss about it, but these prison floors have so totally screwed up my pedicure, that I think it's only fair the PD pay for me to get my toes fixed. So what do you think? Were they tailgating me?
Ever wonder if the Cave Guy (Geico commercial) sitting on the shrink's couch got stopped by the cops?
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He won't go to therapy, Philip...he'll team up with the 19 year old tipping porta potties over and while they're running down the road, the dude in the porche will pick them up and they'll get stopped by some cop hiding behind a dunkin donuts sign and swear they didn't cross over the arm at the railroad crossing...all the while they were really headed to C. Madd's house for some underage drinking cause they heard the cops left the booze behind. Somewhere in all that M. Hood will be shaking her finger at them and flipping LEO off at the same time.
seriously, I am AMAZED that some people have mastered breathing...sigpic
I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness.
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Originally posted by Smurfette_76 View PostBut I don't want anyone to tell me the truth and all answers must be sugar coated because I pay your salary. Driving home just now, I think two cops tried to tag team me. I know they wanted to find a violation. One of them got real close to the bumper on my car (aren't vision tests required for the cops now?) and my brothers wife's sisters baby daddy told me that cops can't tailgate or I can arrest them, is that true? Anyhow, all the sudden I see another cop hiding behind this big old Oak tree (which is illegal, too isn't it? Don't y'all like have to be in plain view with your blue lights on while you eat a donut in order to run radar? Anything and I get my ticket thrown out right?) and he pulls out behind me too. The two cops, they rode double down the road behind me until I freaked out and pulled over...I didn't think they were really "serious" about the blue lights and sirens because I'm not a "real" criminal so I didn't think that applied to me like at ALLLLL. I don't understand why I got arrested...because I said yes sir and no sir the whole time. Did I mention that I really want to be a cop one day, but right now I'm so bored in this town that I spend my free time riding around committing petty crimes until such time that I really just "have" to grow up...or take a polygraph...whichever comes first. So anyhow, I thought I'd register on this here place and let my very FIRST post be some off the wall BS about how I can't...I truly can't...figure out a randomly simple situation by myveryownself without feeling like you people in cyber world should TELL me what to do...so the reason I came here is because I stubbed my toe when I got pulled out of my car at the abovementioned traffic stop and I don't really want to have to complain to his boss about it, but these prison floors have so totally screwed up my pedicure, that I think it's only fair the PD pay for me to get my toes fixed. So what do you think? Were they tailgating me?
I pay the same taxes you do, and possibly more. I pay my salary as well. I hate that line, and I'm quick to tell someone my thoughts when they say that. I know you're joking here, but it irks me to no end.
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Originally posted by Smurfette_76 View PostHe won't go to therapy, Philip...he'll team up with the 19 year old tipping porta potties over and while they're running down the road, the dude in the porche will pick them up and they'll get stopped by some cop hiding behind a dunkin donuts sign and swear they didn't cross over the arm at the railroad crossing...all the while they were really headed to C. Madd's house for some underage drinking cause they heard the cops left the booze behind. Somewhere in all that M. Hood will be shaking her finger at them and flipping LEO off at the same time.
seriously, I am AMAZED that some people have mastered breathing...
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*ahem* Someone was nice enough to PM me and point out that I forgot to mention the on-going "how to spot a badge bunny/holster honey/pension picker" debate. Please accept my sincerest apologies on that because most of you know my intermost thoughts about badge bunnies and their twitchy little bunny ways. I don't know HOW I overlooked that in this post and sincerely endeavor to do better next time!sigpic
I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness.
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Originally posted by Smurfette_76 View PostHe won't go to therapy, Philip...he'll team up with the 19 year old tipping porta potties over and while they're running down the road, the dude in the porche will pick them up and they'll get stopped by some cop hiding behind a dunkin donuts sign and swear they didn't cross over the arm at the railroad crossing...all the while they were really headed to C. Madd's house for some underage drinking cause they heard the cops left the booze behind. Somewhere in all that M. Hood will be shaking her finger at them and flipping LEO off at the same time.
seriously, I am AMAZED that some people have mastered breathing...Sometimes, doing the right thing means p***ing off the bosses.
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee."
Originally posted by dontknowwhyI still think troopers and deputies who work in the middle of no where with essentially no back up are the 'men among men' of the LEO world.Originally posted by weinerdog2000as far as your social experiment, if we cant film you then you cant film us, we will arrest you for obstruction of our freedom.
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Originally posted by Smurfette_76 View PostBut I don't want anyone to tell me the truth and all answers must be sugar coated because I pay your salary. Driving home just now, I think two cops tried to tag team me. I know they wanted to find a violation. One of them got real close to the bumper on my car (aren't vision tests required for the cops now?) and my brothers wife's sisters baby daddy told me that cops can't tailgate or I can arrest them, is that true? Anyhow, all the sudden I see another cop hiding behind this big old Oak tree (which is illegal, too isn't it? Don't y'all like have to be in plain view with your blue lights on while you eat a donut in order to run radar? Anything and I get my ticket thrown out right?) and he pulls out behind me too. The two cops, they rode double down the road behind me until I freaked out and pulled over...I didn't think they were really "serious" about the blue lights and sirens because I'm not a "real" criminal so I didn't think that applied to me like at ALLLLL. I don't understand why I got arrested...because I said yes sir and no sir the whole time. Did I mention that I really want to be a cop one day, but right now I'm so bored in this town that I spend my free time riding around committing petty crimes until such time that I really just "have" to grow up...or take a polygraph...whichever comes first. So anyhow, I thought I'd register on this here place and let my very FIRST post be some off the wall BS about how I can't...I truly can't...figure out a randomly simple situation by myveryownself without feeling like you people in cyber world should TELL me what to do...so the reason I came here is because I stubbed my toe when I got pulled out of my car at the abovementioned traffic stop and I don't really want to have to complain to his boss about it, but these prison floors have so totally screwed up my pedicure, that I think it's only fair the PD pay for me to get my toes fixed. So what do you think? Were they tailgating me?
A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser today than yesterday. Jonathan Swift 1667-1745
It's only a conspiracy when your party is not in power.
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