Badge Bunnies and other names

[Kycop28]

Whats the names again?

Badge Bunnies
Shield Shelias
Lightbar Lickers
Copper Hoppers

anyone have anymore?

[SA13]

In addition to those mentioned:

Holster Sniffers
Cop Groupies

By whatever name they are called they are best avoided, as they are sure to bring much personal misery, very possibly career ruin, to any cop stupid enough to get involved with them.

[retired]

Donut Dollies are what we called them.

[equinox137]

Ahhhh...but how does one know the difference???

[CruiserClass]

Ahhhh...but how does one know the difference???

A) Stick with the woman you were married to when prior to entering LE.

If Option A is not available, proceed to Option B.

B) Make inital approaches to women without mentioning you're a cop. When they ask tell them you work for the city/state/whatever. If they press it, say you do code enforcement type stuff and turn the conversation back on them. They want to talk about themselves anyway and people tend to like people who listen to them, so this is a good approach for two reasons.

[Smurfette_76]

Observe them in the wild. A badge bunny, donut dolly, or any of the other assorted names in reference to women who only want you because of your job will immediately light up when you enter a room...say a restaurant. The more of you there are, the more she will begin to froth at the mouth...her eyes my glaze over as well...do not be alarmed. She does not need medical attention, she's merely imagining life as Mrs. Po-po. Note the heaving breasts and slack jaw...she has now entered the point of no return. At this point, the seasoned badge bunny will undoubtedly flip her hair over one shoulder, either knocking out the girl beside her or causing irrepairable damage to her neck, and tilt her head to one side while gazing at your finely muscled torso from the tip of your somewhat scuffed boots to the top of your head. This is the same look a hungry wolf gives to a defenseless rabbit and she's not trying to do it on the sly...it's wide open...for all to see...it borders on desperation.

STAY WITHIN YOUR GROUP. Do not leave the protection of your group as the badge bunny is indescriminate in her victims and will pounce on the first of you to separate. There ARE safety in numbers. Should you be so lucky as to have a female officer amoungst your group, shove her to the front and use her as a human/cop shield to glide smoothly and safely past the nearly-rabid badge bunny. As Cesear Milian would say "No touch, no talk, no eye contact". To do this to a badge bunny in the middle of a "near cop sighting" is akin to having your leg humped. She will immediately launch into gales of laughter (at nothing) and throw her biggest smile in your direction while attempting to appear like NONE of this is for your benefit. The female cop amoung you has now zero'd in on the badge bunny and her lip has started to curl. You should be aware of this. This does not bode well for the badge bunny. The hunter has become the hunted. It's probably best that you find a table and get to it quickly.

If you're a seasoned officer that has unfortuately fallen in the badge bunny trap earlier in your career, you are responsible for the younger members of the group. Note their reaction to the badge bunny. If necessary, tell them they have an open mic, food in their teeth, or their fly is open...anything to temporarily snap them from their preening in front of the badge bunnies. If it's a very rookie officer in his first role of "badge bunny prey" you may have to slap him in the back of the head. This action is two fold. One, it snaps him out of it and two, it's fun for you and you've probably already wanted to smack him anyway.

However, a few situations may arrise that even the most seasoned vetern Officer cannot handle alone. If you have multiple rookies and a female Officer, you're screwed. The number of rookie officers within the sight of a fevered badge bunny should never number more than two. Should you unfortunate enough to have more than two rookies AND a female within the group, kiss your bippy goodbye. The more the rookies strut for the benefit of the bunny (completely unneeded, btw, they are creatures of reaction and care little for actual looks, much less content) the more the female will begin to snarl and pull from the group...her mind is set on the bunny...nothing short of kyponite and/or duct tape will help you now. Even worse if the female is a rookie herself. She's shocked by the blatant display of idiocy and has not yet learn to control the bunny reflex...please don't be too hard on her...she cannot help it. Dire warning to follow: In the most unfortunate circumstances that the badge bunny makes the ultra-serious mistake of hair tossing and gum showing at the cop that happens to belong to (if you will) the female officer, all other Officers in the vacinity should take cover. Even the seasoned female Officer looses her grip on her bunny reflex when this occurs. She can't help it, don't blame her for it later, and by all means, do NOT bring it up. Help her pluck the bunny fur from under her fingernails and pat her on the back...wait for her breathing to slow and get her a glass of water.

And lastly, as a vetern officer, should you and your group encounter a whole group of badge bunnies grazing somewhere, turn slowly as not to attract their attention thereby causing a flurry of hair tossing, giggling, staring, and drooling, and slowly leave the area. If all else fails call out a priority one call and run for it, guns drawn...leave the rookie, man, he's lost...they've already got him...save yourselves!!!!!!!!!!

[Irishluck31]

You're fricken sick.

[Taylor1430]

Smurfette_76...LOL That would make a great documentary on The Discovery Channel.

[ElDiabloJoe]

Bwah hah hah hah Smurfette!!!

[PhilipCal]

Badge Bunnies

An old Academy Instructor told my class, years ago, about the "Three B's".

1). Booze
2) Broads
3). Bills.

Any one of them, or all of them can be career enders.

[Smurfette_76]

You're fricken sick.

Alright. Let's get this straight. Am I pot or kettle this time?

[timmyturner]

Alright. Let's get this straight. Am I pot or kettle this time?

Is there a difference?

And Irish is right you are sick......................I like

[Dinosaur32]

Smurfette....You certainly could make it here in the Big Apple....we've got loads of badge bunnies for you to hunt...............

[Irishluck31]

Alright. Let's get this straight. Am I pot or kettle this time?

Dealers choice.

[deputy x 2]

Lot lizards

Here is a past thread:

http://forums.officer.com/forums/sho...ht=badge+bunny