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    "YOU can't take ME to jail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • #2
    Just last week. 60 yoa Dept of Children and Family investigator. She threw a dumbbell at her husbands head bc he wouldnt have sex with her (aka agg battery). She said I couldnt take her to jail. She was wrong.
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    • #3
      Took guy to jail for DUI. He used to live in our area but had been gone a few years. He called "his" attorney who he had not talked to since moving.
      He told lawyer "They can'T take ME to jail" Lawyer asked "Where are you calling from" He replied "JAIL". Lawyer " I guess they already did" and hung up on the guy.

      In the few years the guy had been gone "his" lawyer had been elected judge and was the toughest on DUI's we had.

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      • #4
        It's amusing whenever I hear guy proclaim that he's not going to jail as the cuffs appear...I mean has that ever worked? I've never heard a cop say "oh ok then, you don't have to".
        Disclaimer: The writer does not represent any organization, employer, entity or other individual. The first amendment protected views/commentary/opinions/satire expressed are those only of the writer. In the case of a sarcastic, facetious, nonsensical, stirring-the-pot, controversial or devil's advocate-type post, the views expressed may not even reflect those of the writer.

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        • #5
          Last night as a matter of fact! The funny thing was he was already in jail. It went down hill from there. He thought it was all a big joke and that it if he yelled and swore at me enough I'd open the door and let him walk home. "You can take me to Jail" then became "you can't put me in a cell".

          Oh well, walking the 50 ft from the booking area to the cell was aparently to easy. He thought right right arm being bent up between his shoulder blades and my free arm aound his neck, and being dragged the 50ft was a lot more fun!

          He finished off with the other well used line, "You can't do that!" as the cell door closed. Which of course was promptly answered with, "Welcome to jail *******!!".

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          • #6
            Had a guy break free as he was being escorted to cell and he ran. A couiple of guys started to chase him but I stopped them and we watched him run face first into bars.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Bodie
              "YOU can't take ME to jail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              Yea, some outlaw motorcycle members.
              Retired

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              • #8
                Being so close to Washington DC we get alot of Congress mans Kids. They always say "You can't take me to Jail do you know who my Father is" I reply "Im sure Il get to meet him when he comes to get you from JAIL"
                Quick throw me your cuffs I already used all of mine
                Come here Slick Im not done with you yet

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by retired
                  Yea, some outlaw motorcycle members.

                  Now that is funny!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Bodie
                    Had a guy break free as he was being escorted to cell and he ran. A couiple of guys started to chase him but I stopped them and we watched him run face first into bars.
                    Was he still in handcuffs? I love when people run in enclosed spaces in handcuffs!!!!

                    Had a guy once try and run through a metal fire escape door handcuffed once, it was very very funny..

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bodie
                      "YOU can't take ME to jail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                      I just tell them "Don't think of it as Jail......think of it as free room and board"
                      What we are dealing with here.......is a complete lack of respect for the law (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

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                      • #12
                        Oh yeh, just about everybody thought that Customs could not search their cars without a warrent (we can), or search their persons (we can), look in their purses (yup), or anything else.

                        As for Bodie's escape attempt, I had I guy try to run back into Mexico as I moved him between offices. He did not know I was still holding his cuffs! He got about 3 steps, then, as his feet went out from under him, I let go of the cuffs. He landed on his back on the cuffs (THAT had to hurt), and got a close view of the muzzle of my .357. He was a good boy after that.

                        Another guy I had arrested was in the Federal Detention Factility, taking his shower, when he tried to escape by breaking through the wall of the shower - with his head! Then he ran out of the shower, down a hall, through the admin office, and tried to head butt his way out a 4" wide, 3rd story window! It was sealed closed, of bullet resistant glass. He got to wear a turban to court the next day.
                        Last edited by Sleuth; 08-01-2005, 01:37 PM.
                        "A man who has nothing which he cares about more than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the existing of better men than himself."
                        John Stuart Mill

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