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If anyone has any "ask a security guard" questions then fire away. i used to work security. Questions may enclude anything about sitting at a desk for 8 hours, how to make sure a door is properly locked, how to write a meaningless trespassing warning to a crack head and/or vagrent,how to not pee your pants when working in a dark haunted courthouse building from 12a to 8 p
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Here is some questions for you.
Why do you guys always watch football and basketball games while on duty. YOUR POST TO BE WORKING.
Every movie I have seen you guys are eating pizza, I thought cop wanna-be's stuck to donuts.
This is only a joke, you DON'T need to answer these.Comment
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u asked for it
One question: Which pocket do you keep your bullet in???
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Why are your shirt and pants 2 different shades of navy blue?
Why do all of you wear lieutenant or captainComment
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Why does the guard in our downtown area scare me and look at me meanacingly when I go to get coffee with my partner in uniform (non-sworn)?
Why do so many of them in this area wear giant pimp sunglasses and rival General Burnside for facial hair?Hail hail the gang's all here, when the going gets tough I know my friends will still be there. - Drop Kick Murphys, "The Gang's all Here"Comment
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Originally posted by aroc
LMAO
That was pretty funny.Disclaimer: The writer does not represent any organization, employer, entity or other individual. The first amendment protected views/commentary/opinions/satire expressed are those only of the writer. In the case of a sarcastic, facetious, nonsensical, stirring-the-pot, controversial or devil's advocate-type post, the views expressed may not even reflect those of the writer.Comment
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Are the various red sauce stains on the front of the shirt an insignia of rank?Comment
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What is your pursuit policy regarding skateboarders?Comment
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I guess learning the difference between "post" and "supposed" doesn't hold as much facination for people anymore, so games make up for it.Originally posted by toby101You have no right to not be offended.-Neal BoortzComment
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I think we need to get you a Hall Monitor sash.Originally posted by Centurion44
Hail hail the gang's all here, when the going gets tough I know my friends will still be there. - Drop Kick Murphys, "The Gang's all Here"Comment
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I used to work in security management so I'll tackle some of these!
Because Security companies are incredibly cheap and they went with lowest possible bid regardless of anything else when they bought uniforms. Not only are all of the uniforms reused as people come and go from the job, none of them seem to know how to do their laundry properly.Originally posted by Groundhog
[QUOTE=Groundhog]Why do all of you wear lieutenant or captainComment
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Can you drop your flashlight and call the police in one split second ?????
This without using pepper spray on yourselfComment
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Is it true that there's a weight limit for female security guards- they can't be under 200 lbs?
(I kid, I kid.....)Disclaimer: The writer does not represent any organization, employer, entity or other individual. The first amendment protected views/commentary/opinions/satire expressed are those only of the writer. In the case of a sarcastic, facetious, nonsensical, stirring-the-pot, controversial or devil's advocate-type post, the views expressed may not even reflect those of the writer.Comment
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I just had to post!
How much lipstick does a 13 y/o girl at the mall have to steal before you cuff her & haul her to the office?That's right, bring me my royal coffee!Comment
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