If anyone has any "ask a security guard" questions then fire away. i used to work security. Questions may enclude anything about sitting at a desk for 8 hours, how to make sure a door is properly locked, how to write a meaningless trespassing warning to a crack head and/or vagrent,how to not pee your pants when working in a dark haunted courthouse building from 12a to 8 p
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Here is some questions for you.
Why do you guys always watch football and basketball games while on duty. YOUR POST TO BE WORKING.
Every movie I have seen you guys are eating pizza, I thought cop wanna-be's stuck to donuts.
This is only a joke, you DON'T need to answer these.
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Why does the guard in our downtown area scare me and look at me meanacingly when I go to get coffee with my partner in uniform (non-sworn)?
Why do so many of them in this area wear giant pimp sunglasses and rival General Burnside for facial hair?Hail hail the gang's all here, when the going gets tough I know my friends will still be there. - Drop Kick Murphys, "The Gang's all Here"
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Originally posted by arocIf anyone has any "ask a security guard" questions then fire away. i used to work security. Questions may enclude anything about sitting at a desk for 8 hours, how to make sure a door is properly locked, how to write a meaningless trespassing warning to a crack head and/or vagrent,how to not pee your pants when working in a dark haunted courthouse building from 12a to 8 p
LMAO
That was pretty funny.Disclaimer: The writer does not represent any organization, employer, entity or other individual. The first amendment protected views/commentary/opinions/satire expressed are those only of the writer. In the case of a sarcastic, facetious, nonsensical, stirring-the-pot, controversial or devil's advocate-type post, the views expressed may not even reflect those of the writer.
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Originally posted by toby101Why do you guys always watch football and basketball games while on duty. YOUR POST TO BE WORKING.You have no right to not be offended.-Neal Boortz
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Originally posted by Centurion44I guess learning the difference between "post" and "supposed" doesn't hold as much facination for people anymore, so games make up for it.Hail hail the gang's all here, when the going gets tough I know my friends will still be there. - Drop Kick Murphys, "The Gang's all Here"
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I used to work in security management so I'll tackle some of these!
Originally posted by GroundhogWhy are your shirt and pants 2 different shades of navy blue?
[QUOTE=Groundhog]Why do all of you wear lieutenant or captain
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Is it true that there's a weight limit for female security guards- they can't be under 200 lbs?
(I kid, I kid.....)Disclaimer: The writer does not represent any organization, employer, entity or other individual. The first amendment protected views/commentary/opinions/satire expressed are those only of the writer. In the case of a sarcastic, facetious, nonsensical, stirring-the-pot, controversial or devil's advocate-type post, the views expressed may not even reflect those of the writer.
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