I dunno what kind of area you live in, but if you happen to be in a place where the Police/SO get more than two calls a day, you might as well just forget about it. No agency I know of is going to waste more than one or two man hours on a simple criminal mischief. Especially one involving 'possible damage' and eggs. If I got called to your house, and you INSISTED on a report, i'd do your report and file it. It would probably never pass over anybody elses desk, and im sure as hell not going to obtain security video, send fireworks off to the lab etc etc.
Your best bet is to contact the misdemenor division of your local state's attorney's office.
Your best bet is to contact the misdemenor division of your local state's attorney's office.
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