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    Iowa mentioned on a thread quite some time ago about how after you've been on the job for a while, you can "fail" the MMPI. I had to take it again yesterday and I see exactly what he means. If you take the test thinking as a police officer, you will fail it.

    For example, there is a question to the effect of "People saw awful things about me and want to hurt me." Of course, the answer that is expected is false, but, if you answer honestly, as a police officer, the answer is true. I know for a FACT that people saw awful things about me... because I've arrested them.

    But regardless... I still would not like to paint pictures of flowers.

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    Mmpi

    What we really need to know is:


    -Are you fascinated by fire?

    -Do you like tall women?

    -Is your stool black and tarry looking?


    Everything after that is just extraneous!

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    • #3
      Do you love your mother?

      Do you love fire?

      Do you love poo?

      Do you build statues of your mother out of poo and set them on fire?
      I miss you, Dave.
      http://www.odmp.org/officer/20669-of...david-s.-moore

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      • #4
        Originally posted by CruiserClass View Post
        Do you love your mother?

        Do you love fire?

        Do you love poo?

        Do you build statues of your mother out of poo and set them on fire?
        You forgot the one about setting kittens on fire and masturbating on their tiny charred corpses.....

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        • #5
          Not only Do you love fire? but

          250 questions later.
          Do you like to watch fire?


          and 135 questions later yet

          Does fire fascinate you?
          Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

          My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Shush View Post
            You forgot the one about setting kittens on fire and masturbating on their tiny charred corpses.....
            Wait, doesn't everybody?
            "I am a Soldier. I fight where I'm told and I win where I fight." -- GEN George S. Patton, Jr.

            "With a brother on my left and a sister on my right, we face…. We face what no one should face. We face, so no one else would face. We are in the face of Death." -- Holli Peet

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            • #7
              Originally posted by tanksoldier View Post
              Wait, doesn't everybody?
              Only with peanut butter...
              "Respect is earned. Honesty is appreciated. Trust is gained. Loyalty is returned."

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              • #8
                Yea. I used to know the right answer. I don't anymore.

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                • #9
                  We took 3 of these tests during the hiring process, and one was over 800 questions long. Somewhere in the 600s the question was "do you have trouble staying on task?" I laughed out loud and mumbled "if I did, I sure as eff wouldn't be reading question #600-something".

                  Have you ever stolen anything?
                  Have you ever stolen anything less than $25 in value?
                  Have you ever stolen anything between $25 and $49 in value?
                  Have you ever stolen your mother's poo and set it on fire?
                  So....howsabout that fire, am I right?
                  Have you ever stolen anything over $49 in value?
                  Was it poo?
                  It was poo, wasn't it?
                  I miss you, Dave.
                  http://www.odmp.org/officer/20669-of...david-s.-moore

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by CruiserClass View Post
                    We took 3 of these tests during the hiring process, and one was over 800 questions long. Somewhere in the 600s the question was "do you have trouble staying on task?" I laughed out loud and mumbled "if I did, I sure as eff wouldn't be reading question #600-something".

                    Have you ever stolen anything?
                    Have you ever stolen anything less than $25 in value?
                    Have you ever stolen anything between $25 and $49 in value?
                    Have you ever stolen your mother's poo and set it on fire?
                    So....howsabout that fire, am I right?
                    Have you ever stolen anything over $49 in value?
                    Was it poo?
                    It was poo, wasn't it?
                    Winnie-the-Pooh-Says.jpg

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