Diarrhea or an extreme urge to poop. HAS IT HAPPENED TO YOU?

[PoinT BLaNK]

Hello all,

This is of concern to me given the job does not allow you the freedom all the time (during calls or an investigation). Please tell us your story if you have one. Random I know...

[areardon892]

Sorry dont have a story with a tradgic ending for you lol

[Buffaloboy]

I have Tactical Diapers

[ummone]

I have tactical stains....

[SRT936]

We call that a Code Brown.

[Iowa #1603]

We call that a Code Brown.

Now you told them the secret about why we run lights and sirens without being on a call....................your cop card needs to be revoked.

[BigWil]

Actually, while at the Academy, doing my final testing (scenario based) I had to secure a crime scene...while suffering from Diarrhea. It took over an hour, and I needed to go within the first 10 minutes. The most important thing to remember: DON'T COUGH. That is all.

[BigW]

To be honest I usually load up on Immodium before each shift just to avoid this problem. It happened to a fellow officer while he was out on a stop once. Had to be relieved so he could be relieved! hahahahaha

[swat_op506]

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-co...amatic-cop.jpg

[NYCDep]

Best scene in the movie! NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-bsVQe2pHg

[PoinT BLaNK]

Well, my question is based on a personal experience. While on a ride along I had to go badly but I'm not comfortable with public bathrooms. So long story short, on of two people had to be upset, the officer I was doing the ride with, or the guy at BK cleaning after me. I definitely did not want to upset the officer, so I destroyed the toilet at BK because of the weird position I decided to do this so I would not touch the toilet. FML...LOL

[Crimy]

Actually, while at the Academy, doing my final testing (scenario based) I had to secure a crime scene...while suffering from Diarrhea. It took over an hour, and I needed to go within the first 10 minutes. The most important thing to remember: DON'T COUGH. That is all.

or SNEEZE!

[KapsFB]

Why did I bother reading this? Now I have to ...........

[irish21]

-3 mile run in the Academy.
-About 2.5 miles in...Mother nature calls....and calls bad Literally thought I was going to poop myself during the run. Felt like a 5 lb. brick in my intestines...
-Sprint past everyone; even the track stars to get back to the Academy. They assume I'm just super motivated and yell, "Yeah! Get some!"
-Reach the top first! All the doors...even female bathroom...are locked.
-Run into the woods and take care of business. Minus one sock for the day.


Moral of the story; to finish the race first, poop is a huge motivator.

[MargeGunderson]

Sorry, I just realized this is in the Ask A Cop section and I'm not supposed to respond. (or is that just not supposed to answer questions or give the OP advice?)

Move along, nothing more to see here!