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    How many Open Carry advocates does it take to screw in a light?

  • #2
    Im gonna say AT LEAST 2...
    1 to hold the lightbulb and AT LEAST 1 more to twist the issue/story/situation/world until its in

    damn, that was good for being off the cuff...
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    • #3
      another open carry thread,,,,,
      Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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      • #4
        Depends on the gun. If a simple revolver 7. One with the six shot and six to replace the bulbs until dimwit has to reload
        Today's Quote:

        "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
        Albert Einstein

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        • #5
          Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to start another thread on open carry.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by crass cop View Post
            Im gonna say AT LEAST 2...
            1 to hold the lightbulb and AT LEAST 1 more to twist the issue/story/situation/world until its in

            damn, that was good for being off the cuff...
            LOL nice....right off the top of the ol' noggin huh?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by crass cop View Post
              Im gonna say AT LEAST 2...
              1 to hold the lightbulb and AT LEAST 1 more to twist the issue/story/situation/world until its in

              damn, that was good for being off the cuff...
              Impressive crass that was a good one!

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              • #8
                Actually, it takes a pre-planned event, well thought out in advance (talking months here), in order to invite as much of the public to the scene of the defunct lightbulb so that the OC movement can have maximum impact when they all show up with their weapons holstered, and in some cases ARs and AKs shouldered, while one of them changes the bulb.

                In addition, please allow for at least one additional month to cover the planning of how to get the Police to respond in such a way that the Police believe there is a violent situation occuring, which they must respond to, so that the OC movement can later label the Police (and the municipality they represent) as anti-civil rights.

                Please make your departments aware of this specific criteria as if you stray from it the OCers will then be forced into even more planning on how to file suit against said department.

                -V

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                • #9
                  NONE! Open carriers aren't afraid of the dark because they have guns!!
                  “Every society gets the kind of criminal it deserves. What is equally true is that every community gets the kind of law enforcement it insists on.” - Robert F. Kennedy.

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                  • #10
                    It's impossible! You can't screw in a light bulb by shooting it.
                    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley
                    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. -- Albert Einstein

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                    • #11
                      Hmmm, screw in a lightbulb? There's a joke in there about open carriers having small penises and compensating for it by showing everyone their gun.

                      I won't make that joke though.
                      Originally posted by K40
                      To me, open carry is the equivalent of the couple making out and groping each other at the food court in the mall. Yeah, they are probably legal, as long as they don't start getting undressed. But they are still social retards.
                      ‎"You go for a man hard enough and fast enough, he don't have time to think about how many's with him; he thinks about himself, and how he might get clear of that wrath that's about to set down on him." - Rooster Cogburn

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                      • #12
                        Oh my let's do the math:

                        -1 to rant about his "right" to have light when and where he wants it
                        -4-5 to join the rant, talking about times they also have been denied their "right to light"
                        -1 to bad mouth electricians and the government in general
                        -10 to "+1" the rant on facebook/"right to light" forums
                        -10-20 to plan a "right to light" protest at the electric company office carrying empty light bulb packages and hand out "right to light" fliers
                        -1 to fling light bulbs at electricians and get arrests and claim "brutality"
                        -15-20 spouses to wish their significant other had a different hobby and a better group of friends
                        -1 son/daughter to get pizzed and change the lightbulb

                        So the answer is 1 non-open carry activate, as the others are all busy.

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