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  • The State
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    No LSD or Mushrooms? I would think that you "lack of experience" when it comes to hardcore street drugs such as these would be a reason to pass over on your employment, geesh. I do like your thinking of the needle between the toes...very smart.....

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  • mac266
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    Originally posted by dacp View Post
    after the peanut butter incident, i would think you could go straight to k-9.
    ha!

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  • DACP
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    After the peanut butter incident, I would think you could go straight to K-9.

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  • Monty Ealerman
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    Originally posted by LaPlaca View Post
    Maybe in Ohio you'd have a chance. And no, you cant have your bong back.
    Can he at least have those Grateful Dead stickers on it back?

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  • mookster
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    Dang, with qualifications like yours, not only would you bypass all testing, slip past da academy you'd be put in charge of an undercover drug/gang unit. You already know the drugs and their effects so you now what to look for on top of knowing everybody. Plus no one would expect you to be a cop.

    Win-win brudda.

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  • M1garand
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    Make sure you get yourself a tactical vest and duct tape extra plates for additional protection. If you do that, your local SWAT commander will be so proud and will want to have you on his team ASAP.

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  • btfp
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    Did you look at anything illegal on your computer "just once, but in the course of your duties a as a security guard"?

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  • Taylor13
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    Originally posted by mavriktu View Post
    Is it just me OR has the younguns attitude (seems to increase after every birthday),gotten a bit "uppity", must be the crowd he is hangin with.,OH CRUD that would be us,wouldn't it
    Nah I've always been a "glass half empty" kinda person...
    Last edited by Taylor13; 04-19-2011, 10:27 PM. Reason: totally messed that one up...

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  • LaPlaca
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    Originally posted by Taylor13 View Post
    Okay well first I've smoked crack cocaine like 30 times but I went to rehab so the judge said as long as I keep checking up it's okay. After that I got hooked on heroin, I'd inject it between my toes so my PO wouldn't see it... if that comes up should I tell them the truth?

    I've been arrested 69 times, 33 of those were for public intoxication and possession. 3 times I have battery on a LEO, 3 times was DUI... another additional 20 was for burglary (gotta keep myself on that crack!) I've impersonated an officer 5 times (had a crown vic with blue lights, that was a lot of fun man!) and another 5 was for buying minors alcohol.


    Do I still have a chance? I'm currently a security guard at a residential complex and I am at the front gate, assisting LEOs on traffic stops and chasing people out that are felons. I have several drug test kits which help the locals get a lot of arrests... so I'd like to think of myself as a cop almost already.

    Thanks for your time
    Maybe in Ohio you'd have a chance. And no, you cant have your bong back.

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  • Iowa #1603
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    Originally posted by mavriktu View Post
    Is it just me OR has the younguns attitude (seems to increase after every birthday),gotten a bit "uppity", must be the crowd he is hangin with.,OH CRUD that would be us,wouldn't it
    Scary isn't it?

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  • mavriktu
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    Is it just me OR has the younguns attitude (seems to increase after every birthday),gotten a bit "uppity", must be the crowd he is hangin with.,OH CRUD that would be us,wouldn't it

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  • mdrdep
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    Glad to see you got back on the board Taylor. I'd have someone spank you but you would probably enjoy it to much.

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  • oneoldcop
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    You guys crack me up!!!

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  • LPD003
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    "You mean shenanigans!?!?" "You're talking about shenanigans, right?!?!"

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  • GIOSTORMUSNRET
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    "Hey Farva, what's the name of that place you like to go to with all the decorations and fun stuff?"

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