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    "Hop on in", he says, as he unlocks the heavy doors of the sturdy full figured crown victoria. I take one last chance to admire the legendary yellow headlamps that never cease to put drivers in fear. while he removes his hanging organizer from the passenger seat I steal quick glances at papers ranging anywhere from Etix to carryout menus to magazines...

    Taken aback by the surprisingly large interior of the vehicle, I sit firm and erect feeling quite uncomfortable utilizing all of the cabin space around me..

    Hands in lap, I gaze in awe to what seems could pass as a mobile office...Toughbook mounted sturdily in front of the center console... a large leather armrest in between both seats.....an obscure shaped overhead lamp on the ceiling...buttons, switches, and more buttons all aligned in perfect rows, and Knobs that read "yelp, wail, and take down".

    Throughout the ride I constantly hear the automated voice on the computer spout out "NCIC CLEAR" and "TARGET HIT!"

    Every bump and pothole IS always accounted for, and there is not one thing that dosent rattle when in such circumstances...

    Ill shall be damned if I fail to mention the furious roar of the v8 engine, as it is not for the faint of heart. A sound so eloquently distinct, that it epitomises the very being of a police car...

    Sirens that are for every occasion; From clearing intersections while en route, making traffic stops, to full fledged emergency responses...there is a "beep", "woop", "honk", and "ERRRRR" for every situation..

    And how could i forget those beautiful red and blue lights, that danced so graciously throughout the night sky....illuminating everything in proximity...

    This was the night I participated in a ride along; This was the night I fell in love...

  • #2
    Is this Ask a Cop or Critique My Writing?

    I want a refund of the 15 seconds I spent looking at this drivel....

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    • #3
      Originally posted by BigW View Post
      Is this Ask a Cop or Critique My Writing?

      I want a refund of the 15 seconds I spent looking at this drivel....
      sorry you didnt really care for it..

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SquareLife View Post
        sorry you didnt really care for it..
        This is ASK A COP. As in where you ask a question. I'm not sure where the comprehension problem is coming from.

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        • #5
          ^ I'm going to conclude that you still don't really care for it..

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          • #6
            Hope you had a good time. I can be a real crap magnet but every time I have a rider I am jinxed. The good news is I always look forward to the next day because I am guaranteed to have activity off the charts.

            It is cool having a squad as an office. I am crazy anal about having a nice office. Love my squad looking good and ready for work.
            Prov 17:17 A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.

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            • #7
              I thought it was nice. Reminded me of my first night in the "car".

              Plus he said "firm and erect" hehehehe!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by pujolsfan146 View Post
                Hope you had a good time. I can be a real crap magnet but every time I have a rider I am jinxed. The good news is I always look forward to the next day because I am guaranteed to have activity off the charts.

                It is cool having a squad as an office. I am crazy anal about having a nice office. Love my squad looking good and ready for work.
                It was absolutely unforgettable. The only part I hated was when it was over. Time just went by so fast! And it's funny how you mentioned being jinxed because the officer told me that the nights are always ironically slow when he has ride alongs. Fortunately enough we had some really great action; constant calls ( most false alarms for breaking and entering), and we (he) made on arrest.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by LAChief View Post
                  I thought it was nice. Reminded me of my first night in the "car".

                  Plus he said "firm and erect" hehehehe!
                  hahaha, no pun intended

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                  • #10
                    The first sentence should have read:

                    "Dear jerkofff wannabe cop magazine, I never thought it would happen to me, but.........."
                    "I don't go on "I'maworthlesscumdumpster.com" and post negative **** about cum dumpsters."
                    The Tick

                    "Are you referring to the secret headquarters of a fictional crime fighter or penal complex slang for a-$$hole, anus or rectum?"
                    sanitizer

                    "and we all know you are a poser and a p*ssy.... "
                    Bearcat357 to Dinner Portion/buck8/long relief

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                    • #11
                      English Comp II?
                      Pete Malloy, "The only thing black and white about this job is the car."

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                      • #12
                        You might have gotten a better response had you posted in the General LE section. This is kinda the area where people ask us questions. But then, I've been accused of pointing out the obvious and being too blunt last week.....

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                        • #13
                          Glad you enjoyed and had a safe ride along.

                          I'm glad that you didn't end your statement with "Now that I fell in love with the patrol car, I'm going to get myself a used CVPI and drive around the town. Would that make me look like a police officer?"

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                          • #14
                            I thought for a minute this was the script of a porn flick

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