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    What is the most common question you are asked by an everyday citizen when you are in uniform or are known as an officer?

  • #2
    "Could you please hurry up? I'm in a hurry!"

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    • #3
      Is it ok to park here?


      • #4
        What happened over at..........?


        • #5
          Do you know who I am??

          Did you know I am very good friends with you Chief?


          • #6
            In my line of work, it is (depending upon season):

            "Where's the deer?"

            "Where are they stocking the trout?"

            "Where are they stocking the pheasant?"

            And of course the ever-so-annoying:

            "Seen Yogi/Smokey/Booboo lately?" Good Lord, every idiot that utters that one seems to think they were the first on the planet to think it up.
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            • #7
              Can I ask you a question or Can I talk to you ? At least that's how it starts out for me.


              • #8
                Is it true you guys have to meet a quota? Never fails.
                To be honest I don't remember too much about losing my virginity. All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on the roof of a Public Storage building in what seemed to be a freezing rainstorm, and Christopher Walken was there with a disposable camera that he kept winding even though it had clearly run out of pictures.


                • #9
                  "Can you make a report for me?"


                  • #10
                    While at a restaurant, eating our meal and minding our own busines....

                    "I hate to bother you but..."



                    • #11
                      no no no...hands down the most common question...

                      Can you come over here and parent my kid for me?
                      Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.


                      • #12
                        How do I get to....?


                        • #13
                          On this board. Its usually can I still be a cop because. And then some thing like this follows.

                          Well I was candy flipping (Ecstasy and LSD) and somehow some peanut butter fell onto my junk. Well the dog was there and I didn't have a paper towel. Well, yes I was driving at the time and that mean ole police man pulled me over and wrote me a bunch of tickets, then had the nerve to arrest me for having drugs in the car. It wasn't mine. The meth, weed, LSD, Opium and X were just being taken to the rave I was headed to. I was taking it there for a friend. Purely medicinal. Anyway I didn't like what he said about me being charged with murder a few years ago so I kind of punched him in the face.

                          I'm really sorry and I decided today that I really want to be a Police Officer. I'm 100% commited for at least a day now. I don't think its fair that they will exclude me for stuff like this. I mean I'm experienced and who better to find criminals. Right!

                          That and directions to get to a specific place while I'm on duty and stopped someplace.
                          The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


                          • #14
                            Will this DQ me from being a cop?

                            I didn't do it. C'mon, get a new dumb one line.


                            • #15
                              Where I am it's either "Am I going the right way to get to Orlando International Airport?" or "Am I going the right way to get to Disney?"


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