citizen pukes in court

[asullivan]

I do believe this is the first time I have posted in this forum.

Actually this is triggers question but he is kinda shy..Kinda like the civys that start out with a question,"I Have a friend that, blah, blah blah"...

We know LEO's get summons to court.

What have you seen, from the defendant or anybody else..For example,
A Defendant puking on his Public defender lap, a judge who is obviously drunk, or maybe something more serious like a scumbag getting capped, Whatever...

Sorry for the poor written English, I flunked that class, but can verbally pontificate and wax eloquently when I wanna..

The Professor and trigger...

[asullivan]

I just puked, I can actually read your post.

Was it in your lap Officer ?...

[crass cop]

ive seen a drunk lawyer who left court when the judge told him to take a PBT.......

[DACP]

A girl with the words "cum catcher" tattooed on the inside of her bottom lip.

[crass cop]

i would LOVE to see a picture of her

[asullivan]

A girl with the words "cum catcher" tattooed on the inside of her bottom lip.

WoW, just like "dip"...

[asullivan]

PM sent!

Awwww! Tell or show us !! Inquiring minds want ta' know..

At least P.M. tha' O.P.......Please!! Officer friendly, please!!

[mikeymedic]

defendant peed his pants.

[DACP]

PM sent!

never go it.

[Nessmuk]

The one that tops my list is the defendant's father in the parking lot outside the courthouse begging me to put his son away for a few years. And the father was not a victim in this case (or any other as far as I know) - this was a FIRE misdemeanor. The young man commited arson - not a felony as no lives were threatened in the act. Something wrong with that family.

Seen a lot of the drunk/peeing/puking stuff, but not my cases. Court can be very, very entertaining.

[orlandofed5-0]

I worked as a baliff at a commitment hearing when I was at the VA. We had a mentally ill man who decided to deficate himself and fling it around the court.

I know a police officer who puked up on the stand after being order by \hisx supervisor and chief to go to court with the flu. Needless to say the chief and lt. were made to clean said courtroom as the USDC magistrate was not happy.

[District B 13]

I had a defendant stand up, walk over to the wall next to the jury, pull it out and **** against the wall. The Judge looked at me, I was rolling of the floor laughing my *** off!!! He even ****ed on the wall socket, but no joy (damn ground). Needless to say, that was one shocked civil jury.

Then the Judge asks me what I'm going to do about it. I told him that I would be happy to call custodial services (the real janitors not the jail) and did he want to hold him for contempt. Judge let him off with a warning... Mistrial!

[L-1]

I don't know about defendants, but I did have a "colorful" judge.

The first PD I ever worked for in 1969 was in a small town that had a Justice of the Peace Court. Virgil, the elected Justice of the Peace (no qualifications required back then) was the local school bus driver and court convened whenever he got through bussing the kids to school in the morning. Virgil was also a hanging judge.

One day my partner and I had to take two arrestees to Virgil's court for arraignment on drug charges. Virgil decided to be fair that day and told them he was only going to accept a plea of guilty or not guilty from them. Beyond that, he was going to disqualify himself from presiding over their trial if they wanted one, and disqualify himself from passing sentence over them if they wanted to plead guilty because he thought he might be biased in their case. Virgil went on to explain that he was in the police station when they were arrested the day prior, that he observed their intoxicated condition, that he saw the narcotics taken from their person, that he saw the narcotics paraphernalia taken from their vehicle and personally, he thought someone should knock their teeth down their da*n throat.

One of the defendants looked up and asked, "Would you like to try it, your honor?" to which Virgil started to come down from the bench.

I had been a cop for only a few weeks and all I could think about was, how do you arrest a judge in his own courtroom for thumping two handcuffed defendants?

Fortunately, halfway down the steps Virgil caught himself and stopped. He returned to the bench, looked at me and my partner and said, "Officers, this is an order of the court. If you fail to heed it, I will hold you in contempt and put you in jail. If either of these two guilty parties gives you a hard time, you are to work them over with your sticks."

My partner looked at him and replied (and you have to read this very slowly with your best, back woods, 8th grade drop out twang), "Oh no your honor, we can't do that. If they give us a hard time we'll have to consider them fleeing felons and shoot them." In response, Virgil banged his gavel and said, "So ordered."

Needless to say, I didn't remain too long with that PD and moved on to another agency.

[DeputySC]

This happens alot. Some scumbag gets jail time for once and the mother or other family member burst out, "OHHHHHHH JEEEZZZUUUSSSS MYYYY BAAAAABYYYY, YALL CANT TAKE MYYYYY BAABBBBBBYYYYYYYYY to JAAIILL, LORD JEEEEEZZZUUSSSSS"!

[Michigan]

A girl with the words "cum catcher" tattooed on the inside of her bottom lip.

lol. awesome.