hidden camera in my apt

[SashaSRB]

Who do I report to that there is a hidden camera in my apt, I been having this problem for 3 years, I was always scared to tell my parents I didn't want to hurt their feelings because the cameras are there because of me.

Also I think there is GPS tracking systems in my car.

Please help me!

[HotSoup]

It's time to go back on your meds

[slamdunc]

Who do I report to that there is a hidden camera in my apt

Contact 'The Mothership'; they have a problem resolution hotline.

I been having this problem for 3 years, I was always scared to tell my parents I didn't want to hurt their feelings because the cameras are there because of me.

They aren't really your parents, they came from 'The Pods'

Also I think there is GPS tracking systems in my car.

If you adjust your tin-foil hat to the left, the GPS will not be able to track you.

Please help me!

Unless you listen to the voices in your head, there is no hope for you.

[RoadKingTrooper]

Who do I report to that there is a hidden camera in my apt, I been having this problem for 3 years, I was always scared to tell my parents I didn't want to hurt their feelings because the cameras are there because of me.

Also I think there is GPS tracking systems in my car.

Please help me!

What only one! Look harder there are others!

GPS? Duhh.......of course there is Most new cars have it.

[PhilipCal]

Your report should be made to the Interstellar Surviellance and Observation Commission. The Commission has offices on Mars, Venus, Pluto, and Paris France. They can be accessed either by the M-22-Mark V Wrist Radio/Decoder, or they can be called ,24/7/365, at 1-800-WHO CARES. While the "Who Cares" Acronym may seem to signify indifference to your situation, the exact opposite is true. Your call will be handled in confidence by a highly trained counselor, one who is fully sympathethic to your unique and special situation. You will be provided with several resources which should help you deal with this unwarranted intrusion into you personal life. In the meantime, you should look for additional devices, as it is a common practice for these intruders to utilize "redundant systems". In other words, you may reasonably expect that there is more than one camera observing you. A favorite redundant location is in the bathtub drain, immediately below the filter. Experience has also revealed that camera's are often placed in the freezer sections of refrigerators. For problems regarding spying on your automobile,you should contact the Commission's Automotive and Motor Transport Section. You may use the same 1-800 number you have been provided, simply ask for Ext 200D2444330. None telephonic access can gained, using the M 15 A-2 Thumb and finger Decoder. Hopefully, this information will assist you in dealing with this obviously unwarranted intrusion into your personal privacy.

[crass cop]

Tell a guy named "sjanc", he can assist with the lawsuits

[ChiTownDet]

Boy, glad I checked in at "Ask a cop."

[PhilipCal]

Boy, glad I checked in at "Ask a cop."

Yeah, it can be fun!!

[StudChris]

There are people that can help you. Their uniforms are a little different than you may be used to... but they can still help.

[nonickname69]

He should probably hook up with Jimmy Justice and that *** clown that messes with the BP. I'm sure they can find a solution together that involves lots of tinfoil and rants about black helicopters.

[mikeymedic]

alright, which one of you opened another account to ask this question?

[deputynok]

go ask a gs-9 security guard on federal property they know everything.

[ujocka]

Those cameras where there before you moved in. So were the padded walls and the straps on the bed.

[DACP]

I'm not seeing the cameras

[fleetguy]

Ok, somebody is playing a joke with this.