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  • Lasd

    how do you pas the phyc. test?

  • #2
    Might help if you learned spelling and grammar...
    Last edited by tick; 08-25-2009, 08:54 PM. Reason: spelling

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    • #3
      Tell them you hear voices and see ghosts

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      • #4
        Bring your invisible friend for support.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by damode1985 View Post
          Tell them you hear voices and see ghosts
          Actually, it is better to tell them 'I hear voices.....and they really dont like you'.....
          The posts on this forum by this poster are of his personal opinion, and his personal opinion alone

          "Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason"

          "We fight not for glory; nor for wealth; nor honor, but only and alone we fight for freedom, which no good man surrenders but with his life"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by tick View Post
            Might help is you learned spelling and grammar...
            Saved before edited!!!
            If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

            ---Jack Handey

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            • #7
              Just be sure to ask the examiner to remove the implant that he put in your sinuses to record your ESP transmissions to the mother ship. They will need those records to prove that you're not crazy.
              Invisible Signature.......FAIL

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              • #8
                Take your Prozac before going in to the Doc's office.
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                Originally posted by Smurfette
                Lord have mercy. You're about as slick as the business side of duct tape.
                Originally posted by DAL
                You are without doubt a void surrounded by a sphincter muscle.

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                • #9
                  Your chances of passing if you do not answer honestly are poor. The written tests have redundancy and other tests for consistency. And the psychologist very likely can tell if you are lying.
                  Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley
                  Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. -- Albert Einstein

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                  • #10
                    does anybody have any inside info. on the upcoming academy for the LASD?

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                    • #11
                      I like pie.............
                      Last edited by Nobody; 09-18-2009, 04:02 PM.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by School Cop View Post
                        Saved before edited!!!
                        Apparently it didn't matter, but your attempt to preserve the hilarity for future generations is greatly appreciated!!!
                        Magistrate: "Do you have any other pending charges?"
                        Drunk: "Well there's this thing where the cops said I spit blood on them."
                        Me: "Wait a minute, that was me!"
                        Drunk: "Oh... now you like me even less."

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                        • #13
                          Baffle them with bull shi*, or d***le them with diligence.
                          It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

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