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  • Worst Excuse

    What is the worst, funniest, weirdest excuse you've heard for pulling someone over for speeding..

    my top:
    I pulled a guy over for gunning 65 in a 25, I asked him why he was speeding he said he really really had to go pee, I giggled and then he totally wet himself. I gave him a citation to wipe the pee up with and to visit the judge =]

  • #2
    Me: Ma'am, I stopped you for doing 76 in a 55 mile an hour zone.
    Her: That's impossible, I had my cruise control set at 75!
    "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell

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    • #3
      I had a guy blow my doors off one night. When I stopped him, he said he was in a hurry because his 3 and 4 year old babies were home alone. When I asked why he said he left them there while he went to get them french fries. Needless to say he didn't get the cite for speeding, he got hooked for child neglect.
      Today's Quote:

      "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
      Albert Einstein

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      • #4
        We were cruising down a two-lane rural highway one night, when a guy in a little pick-up zips out of a side road and yanks right in front of us with such a small margin, that my sergeant had to cram the brakes. We got him stopped. He looked at us all wide-eyed and said, "I thought I slowed down for that stop sign!"

        D'oh....

        He got the citation, mostly for being a dumbass. My sergeant asked him, "Just what exactly, does 'STOP SIGN' mean to YOU?"

        We both walked back to the patrol car just shaking our heads...
        Sure, that badge will get you midgets, but those midgets will get that badge!

        The more I learn about people, the more I prefer the company of my dogs.

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        • #5
          Had a car with 2 guys in it driving down the major U.S. highway in my town speeding and weaving in and out of traffic, cutting cars off, not using his turn signal, etc. at about 530 in the afternoon (rush hour). There's a casino that is just off of this highway, which he turns onto when I stop him. His excuse: "I'm just in a hurry to go gamble". My response: "OK, since you're in a hurry to lose some money, hang on and I'll get you started." I wrote him 2 citations.

          Another car came up behind me at about 75 MPH in the 45 MPH zone one night after midnight on the same U.S. highway, leaving the same casino. This guy gets almost all the way past me then backs off real quick (I drive an unmarked car, and learned later that he had a radar detector, otherwise he would have just passed me). When I stop him, his excuse was that he just lost his money at the casino and he was p***ed off.
          I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it

          "But the bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet
          it" - Thucydides

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          • #6
            I had a guy demand I arrest his wife for assaulting him because he cut his knuckle on her tooth while beating the crap out of her. He...uh...came with me.

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            • #7
              Hahahaha.... Outshined, that's the best one yet!
              Sure, that badge will get you midgets, but those midgets will get that badge!

              The more I learn about people, the more I prefer the company of my dogs.

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              • #8
                Should hear a case tomorrow that her medical
                conditions limit the abilty of to hold urine. Speed
                was due to medical condition.

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                one case speeder didn't argue he wasn't speeding but questioned why the blue lights didn't come on at the very instant he was caught.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ryker View Post
                  one case speeder didn't argue he wasn't speeding but questioned why the blue lights didn't come on at the very instant he was caught.
                  Were you wearing your headgear at the time?
                  Sure, that badge will get you midgets, but those midgets will get that badge!

                  The more I learn about people, the more I prefer the company of my dogs.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Outshined
                    78 in a 35 zone, stopped him he was ancient. He handed me his license which confirmed he was 97 years old. I asked him if had any particular reason for going that fast and he replied, "Son, when you get to be my age, you don't waste any time gettin where you're going." Spun the tires and left me standing in the road. I still got his license in my desk.
                    Thats a good one...

                    Stop this van for 80 in the 55. As always, I inform them why I stopped them and ask if there is a reason they are travelling that fast. The driver tells me he works for a funeral home, he has the deceased in the back (sure enough, theres the bag on a gurney) and he is late getting him to the wake.

                    No way I'm writing a ticket to a guy who's literally late to his own funeral....
                    "The wicked flee when no man pursueth
                    but the righteous are bold as a lion"

                    Proverbs 28:1, inscription beneath NLEOM lion.sigpic

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                    • #11
                      Well hell... It's not like the guest of honor was going to care about being late, or get up and leave, or something!
                      Sure, that badge will get you midgets, but those midgets will get that badge!

                      The more I learn about people, the more I prefer the company of my dogs.

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                      • #12
                        Had a dude tailgate me in a marked patrol vehicle, pass in a no passing zone, and while he passed me (and 3 other cars) I paced him at 72 in a 55. Stopped him and asked him for all his info, and asked him why he was in such a rush. This is what he said:

                        "I'm hungry. I'm looking for a place to eat".

                        Didn't help that his tag was expired, nor did he give me a proof of insurance or proof of registration for the vehicle. 6 tickets later, he was on his way without the appetite he once had
                        09

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                        • #13
                          we got a 120 in a 25 mph zone last summer on a hot weekend night.. yeah.. anyways guy is flipping balls after he finally stops after a short mile mini-pursuit, says his dad is dieing in the hospital and that we are just picking on him, call hospital.. his dad is no longer in the hospital, was released the week prior and doing fine.. The combo of Meth and alcohol got to this guy, anyways our rookie officer backing me up on the stop goes to arrest guy, pulls him out of the drivers seat, he gets away.. several city blocks latter we lose him in a thickly wooded river basin... he is still wanted for no liabilty insurance, Driving Under Suspension, fleeing on foot, 120/25 speeding ticket, possession of methamphetamine, and reckless driving.

                          "What the problem is?"

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                          • #14
                            Holy crap!!! HAHAHAHAHA... Meth-heads are an unending source of entertainment.
                            Sure, that badge will get you midgets, but those midgets will get that badge!

                            The more I learn about people, the more I prefer the company of my dogs.

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                            • #15
                              I stopped a woman for speeding in a work zone, about 50/30 with workers present, and when I asked if there was any reason for that she said she was claustrophobic so when she has to drive through narrow places she goes really fast to get through it quickly.
                              I miss you, Dave.
                              http://www.odmp.org/officer/20669-of...david-s.-moore

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