So you quickly get used to roach infested, dirty diapers on the floor, food and trash everywhere, five day old dead guy on the floor, run of the mill nasty to the point you don't notice it any longer. Yesterday I searched a house that I actually noticed the nastiness, thought to myself, "hey, this is pretty nasty" and went about my search.
HOW NASTY WAS IT??
Glad you asked. The house has been vacant for awhile and squatters (ha!) have moved in. Apparently they have dropped trou everywhere in the house, instead of the traditional one corner or one room. Human feces everywhere. But it does get better. See this unshaven guy in a really tight skirt is apparently running a entrepreneurial enterprise out of this residence. Picture a really dirty stuffed chair that someone left on the curb. Now permanently attach a wooden dildo to the seat. Sprinkle the surrounding area liberally with used condoms. Don't forget the feces!
This is why my boots stay in the garage and the soles get coated with hand sanitizer.
So, I KNOW someone's got a nastier house. Let's hear it.
HOW NASTY WAS IT??
Glad you asked. The house has been vacant for awhile and squatters (ha!) have moved in. Apparently they have dropped trou everywhere in the house, instead of the traditional one corner or one room. Human feces everywhere. But it does get better. See this unshaven guy in a really tight skirt is apparently running a entrepreneurial enterprise out of this residence. Picture a really dirty stuffed chair that someone left on the curb. Now permanently attach a wooden dildo to the seat. Sprinkle the surrounding area liberally with used condoms. Don't forget the feces!
This is why my boots stay in the garage and the soles get coated with hand sanitizer.
So, I KNOW someone's got a nastier house. Let's hear it.
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