We're trained to be professional at all times, but surely we've lost our composure at one point or another. Here's a few instances where I couldn't contain myself or my laughter.
1. Pregnant Woman: "I can't deal with this! I'm pregnant! See, I got these fraternity pants on!"
2. One of our Officers to a suspect at the scene: "When you're with someone, and they do something stupid...well, that makes you stupid, too."
3. (referring to a local grocery store that she believes is contaminating the food with sperm, and that children are getting pregnant from eating the contaminated food) Crazy woman: "And have you ever screwed a girl? And then screwed another one? Who's to say that SHE didn't get infected, too?"
...Long pause...
My partner: "Yeah but I don't see what that has to do with sandwiches."
1. Pregnant Woman: "I can't deal with this! I'm pregnant! See, I got these fraternity pants on!"
2. One of our Officers to a suspect at the scene: "When you're with someone, and they do something stupid...well, that makes you stupid, too."
3. (referring to a local grocery store that she believes is contaminating the food with sperm, and that children are getting pregnant from eating the contaminated food) Crazy woman: "And have you ever screwed a girl? And then screwed another one? Who's to say that SHE didn't get infected, too?"
...Long pause...
My partner: "Yeah but I don't see what that has to do with sandwiches."
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