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So I go to answer a Noise Complaint/Loud Music... Yippeeee
No biggie, I'll roll up, tell them to turn it down, and I can go to dinner. I am two blocks away and can hear the ****. Damn it's loud. Is it a live Band or what?
I roll up, and no one is in the yard, but the music is blaring. It is coming from the 3rd floor screened-in porch. I go to the door and commence the Cop Knock. You know, the butt end of a streamlight against the metal door. I am banging, and banging, and banging. The music is so loud, I can barely hear myself banging on the door.
Finally after 5 mintues of beating on every door on the dammned place, and with neighbors watching, I get Central to locate a phone number to call the numb nuts inside. Central calls and gets a female to say she would come to the door.
A couple of minutes pass and the music turns off. I hear a lady yell, so I walk out to the driveway and look up at her on the screened-in porch. She says, "What the **** you want?"
I'm annoyed for having to wait so long, and her question just rubbed me wrong. I advise her to come downstairs and outside so I could speak with her about the music. She replies, "Why?"
Now I am ****ed. "You can come down and take a citation, or you can go to Jail. Your choice."
She asks if I "..have a Decibel Meter".
I ask "what for".
She says I "...must have one".
I say "I don't have to have one, I could hear the music from down the damn street, now come here".
She replies, "**** you, get off of my property".
I say, "No I will not, you are under arrest".
She says, "Get off my ****ing property mother ****er, til you get a ****ing warrant" as she flips the bird at me.
I reply, "Yes Ma'am. Your home is seized at this point. No one can leave and no one can enter. I shall have a warrant shortly" I call for an assist from my Sgt.
As I am waiting at my car, with her yelling vulgarities, over the music she turned back up, her roommate (a man) comes out to speak with me. He's a dick too, but he isn't cursing me. While explaining to him the reason for my valued presence, she becomes brave and comes outside. Goodie.
She starts with me again, so I just say, "You're under arrest"
She says, again, "**** You" and begins to walk away. I start after her. She starts to run. I start to run. I snatch her overweight, two piece thong bikini wearing *** by her arms as she tries to hit the garage door button. Slam her up against her truck and reach for my handcuffs. She grabs two handfulls of MY NUTS and begins the squeeze! (Central stated later that they heard me say "Let the hell go....... Central I need an assist 10-18".
Her roommate walks up briskly yelling, "Let her go"... he is promptly told to stay the **** away from me. I get her cuffed and drag her nasty drunk *** to my uncaged car. She refused to walk. I had to assist her into the vehicle, as she tried to kick me. My Sgt shows up and speaks with the roommate.
When I try to seatbelt her in, she tries to bite me in the face! When I start to drive away to the jail, she starts ripping my laptop of its mount. Stop, snatch her out and assist her to the prone position until a caged car showed.
On top of Assault on LE, Injury to Property, Resist Delay Obstruct and the County Noise Violation, she was found in contempt by the Magistrate (Same vulgar mouth at the Mags window) and is refused release until Sunday night, then she''ll have to post $5000.00 secured.
All for a dammned noise violation. A dammned, "turn it down" and I'm gone call.
No biggie, I'll roll up, tell them to turn it down, and I can go to dinner. I am two blocks away and can hear the ****. Damn it's loud. Is it a live Band or what?
I roll up, and no one is in the yard, but the music is blaring. It is coming from the 3rd floor screened-in porch. I go to the door and commence the Cop Knock. You know, the butt end of a streamlight against the metal door. I am banging, and banging, and banging. The music is so loud, I can barely hear myself banging on the door.
Finally after 5 mintues of beating on every door on the dammned place, and with neighbors watching, I get Central to locate a phone number to call the numb nuts inside. Central calls and gets a female to say she would come to the door.
A couple of minutes pass and the music turns off. I hear a lady yell, so I walk out to the driveway and look up at her on the screened-in porch. She says, "What the **** you want?"
I'm annoyed for having to wait so long, and her question just rubbed me wrong. I advise her to come downstairs and outside so I could speak with her about the music. She replies, "Why?"
Now I am ****ed. "You can come down and take a citation, or you can go to Jail. Your choice."
She asks if I "..have a Decibel Meter".
I ask "what for".
She says I "...must have one".
I say "I don't have to have one, I could hear the music from down the damn street, now come here".
She replies, "**** you, get off of my property".
I say, "No I will not, you are under arrest".
She says, "Get off my ****ing property mother ****er, til you get a ****ing warrant" as she flips the bird at me.
I reply, "Yes Ma'am. Your home is seized at this point. No one can leave and no one can enter. I shall have a warrant shortly" I call for an assist from my Sgt.
As I am waiting at my car, with her yelling vulgarities, over the music she turned back up, her roommate (a man) comes out to speak with me. He's a dick too, but he isn't cursing me. While explaining to him the reason for my valued presence, she becomes brave and comes outside. Goodie.
She starts with me again, so I just say, "You're under arrest"
She says, again, "**** You" and begins to walk away. I start after her. She starts to run. I start to run. I snatch her overweight, two piece thong bikini wearing *** by her arms as she tries to hit the garage door button. Slam her up against her truck and reach for my handcuffs. She grabs two handfulls of MY NUTS and begins the squeeze! (Central stated later that they heard me say "Let the hell go....... Central I need an assist 10-18".
Her roommate walks up briskly yelling, "Let her go"... he is promptly told to stay the **** away from me. I get her cuffed and drag her nasty drunk *** to my uncaged car. She refused to walk. I had to assist her into the vehicle, as she tried to kick me. My Sgt shows up and speaks with the roommate.
When I try to seatbelt her in, she tries to bite me in the face! When I start to drive away to the jail, she starts ripping my laptop of its mount. Stop, snatch her out and assist her to the prone position until a caged car showed.
On top of Assault on LE, Injury to Property, Resist Delay Obstruct and the County Noise Violation, she was found in contempt by the Magistrate (Same vulgar mouth at the Mags window) and is refused release until Sunday night, then she''ll have to post $5000.00 secured.
All for a dammned noise violation. A dammned, "turn it down" and I'm gone call.
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