Tonight there was an arrest of a very intox. subject who couldnt even stand... we are training new officers and as they were taking him out of the car he was like Whoa whoa hey wait wait!!! So they all jump back and are like whats up man... He says to them " I just farted really bad, so you may wanna plug your nose!" I bout fell out! Should have seen the look on their faces lolol!

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