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  • FrankieKnuckles
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    During a busy night, some unknown off duty officer's radio was taken over by his/her very young child. All you heard was gibberish and child-like laughing. Made for an entertaining night. Also helped melt the stress away to hear the kid laugh.

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  • sdb29
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    "Control to Unit 22."
    "22" (female officer in 22)
    "22 meet a complainant, 7 Thompson St. Larceny from a shed"
    Long pause- Officer has a memory lapse of where Thompson St is.
    "Control can I get a quickie on Thompson St?"

    Three other cars waiting for her when she gets there.

    or,
    Two man car- the habit at the time was to throw the mic on the seat because the clip was in a weird place on the dashboard. Unknowingly the passenger officer was sitting on the mic, keying it up. They were discussing two of their bosses, a male captain and a female sergeant.
    One of the officers opined how the captain was a real a-hole, but the sergeant was a great boss- The cop announced that he loved working for her so much he'd love to perform an oral sex act on her in the front window of the local Macy's Department store.

    oops.

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  • mac266
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    Officer: "[Callsign] put me out at the substation on a personal."

    Dispatch: "On a what?"

    Officer: "A personal."

    Dispatch: "A WHAT?"

    Officer: "I need to be code brown!"

    Dispatch: "I don't have that one in my manual. What is code brown?"

    Officer: "I GOTTA POOP!"

    Dispatch: *meekly* "Roger."

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  • Tic Tac
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    We call restroom breaks 10-100 or 10-200, depending on estimated time needed.

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  • 11B250
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    Originally posted by FiVo3 View Post
    About 2 years ago: (county deputy)
    XX county to unit 3

    unit 3 go ahead

    XX: 10-97, barking dogs

    U3: 10-4, 10-17 (enroute)

    U3: XX county, unable to locate barking dogs, however I do hear crickets chirping....... and frogs....... croaking. Ill be 10-8

    Me about 6 months ago:
    XX county to 5xx

    5xx go ahead

    XX county: SHP requests mutual aid to check on 10-97 donkey in roadway

    5xx: 10-4, 10-17

    (Find donkey in ditch happily eating grass. Hit the air horn and he takes off in the woods)

    5xx to XX county, be advised donkey has left on hoof southbound into the woods, I'll be 10-8.
    HAHAHAHHA.

    i'm doing the dog bark one next time... lol

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  • 11B250
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    Originally posted by FrankieKnuckles View Post
    Dispatch tried to raise K9 on the air:

    Dispatch: "Any K9 unit on the air?"
    K9 Unit: (keyed up with loud angry barking sounds)
    Dispatch: "Please switch to the NW channel. They need you over there"
    K9 Unit: (more loud barking)
    Dispatch: "10-4"

    Officer calling out for a break with a newish dispatcher:

    Unit: "Unit# to dispatch. Hold me out for a PR."
    Dispatch: "A 'PR'?"
    Unit: "10-4"
    Dispatch: "Unit#, I'm not familiar with that location. Do you have an address?"
    Unit: "10-4 ma'am, at the precinct"
    Dispatch: "What's a 'PR'?"
    Unit: "You know, 'personal rest'?"
    Dispatch: "Not sure unit#"
    Unit: "I gotta take a poop!"
    Dispatch: "10-4"
    lol, we do 10-19 personal for those... then I had another officer ask me why the hell i'm telling dispatch that i'm at the station to take a poop. just tell say 10-19 (at station) and call it a day. they don't need a reason. hahah

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  • FrankieKnuckles
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    Dispatch tried to raise K9 on the air:

    Dispatch: "Any K9 unit on the air?"
    K9 Unit: (keyed up with loud angry barking sounds)
    Dispatch: "Please switch to the NW channel. They need you over there"
    K9 Unit: (more loud barking)
    Dispatch: "10-4"

    Officer calling out for a break with a newish dispatcher:

    Unit: "Unit# to dispatch. Hold me out for a PR."
    Dispatch: "A 'PR'?"
    Unit: "10-4"
    Dispatch: "Unit#, I'm not familiar with that location. Do you have an address?"
    Unit: "10-4 ma'am, at the precinct"
    Dispatch: "What's a 'PR'?"
    Unit: "You know, 'personal rest'?"
    Dispatch: "Not sure unit#"
    Unit: "I gotta take a poop!"
    Dispatch: "10-4"

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  • BayouCop
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    I have two that were pretty good.

    Dispatch: Headquarters to units, I have a 107-S (Suspicious subject) in the area of Random Rd. and Made Up St. Black male subject running through the field naked.

    Reached for my mic but was too late...

    Sergeant: 114, Headquarters. Can we get a clothing description?

    Dispatch: 10-50 (negative) 114.

    Clicking.

    The other happened around 1400 hours on a late July day. One of our units (129) was responding to a disturbance at an apartment complex.

    129: 129, Headquarters.... (pause and the sound of car door opening accompanied by a little shuffling.) It's hot outside.

    Dispatch: (laughing) 10-4, 129.

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  • ernie9163
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    I heard EMS get sent to a softball that got with a head call

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  • SEHU81
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    Originally posted by PeteBroccolo View Post
    This quacked me up!
    ಠ_ಠ lol

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  • HI629
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    Went out with a few guys on a retake warrant a couple of weeks ago. One of the guys on the team advised us that the guy eluded capture about a year ago because he had access to some high speed equipment that either intercepted or somehow allowed him to hear our radio traffic. Team leader put out the word to all team members to move to our secure frequency and ordered "radio silence" until further notice. FNG comes on the radio a few minutes later and says "I'm looking through the guys back window and see him." Team leader says "We're in radio silence, please advise via cell." FNG says "oh, I'll call you on the cell phone. By the way, what's radio silence mean?"

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  • The_g_man
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    3rd Best: Public Service Unit : "We can't catch that unlock... we've got a party to go to."

    2nd Best: From Dispatch, with mic keyed and not knowing it: "Yeah... Yeah... Yeah... and she was MARRIED?!?!"

    And the Winner is: Female officer in the crapper, keyed up and pinching one off... painfully.

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  • pulicords
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    The chief of police for an agency I worked with was requested by dispatch to call in on the "land line" (this before the use of cellular phones). The chief replied that he was some distance from a phone and wanted to know what the call was about. The dispatcher replied that the chief's wife had called with a message and that he (the dispatcher) would provide details when the chief called him via telephone. The chief responded by telling the dispatcher to go ahead and give him the info, at which point he was advised to, "Bring home a loaf of bread, some milk, a dozen eggs, etc..."

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  • FiVo3
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    About 2 years ago: (county deputy)
    XX county to unit 3

    unit 3 go ahead

    XX: 10-97, barking dogs

    U3: 10-4, 10-17 (enroute)

    U3: XX county, unable to locate barking dogs, however I do hear crickets chirping....... and frogs....... croaking. Ill be 10-8

    Me about 6 months ago:
    XX county to 5xx

    5xx go ahead

    XX county: SHP requests mutual aid to check on 10-97 donkey in roadway

    5xx: 10-4, 10-17

    (Find donkey in ditch happily eating grass. Hit the air horn and he takes off in the woods)

    5xx to XX county, be advised donkey has left on hoof southbound into the woods, I'll be 10-8.
    Last edited by FiVo3; 12-16-2012, 09:59 AM. Reason: spelling

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  • SinePari
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    New kid commuting home in marked cruiser near Boston after his first mid shift.

    123: "123 to Station E, you got something going on eastbound near Exit 12? Everything's completely stopped."

    Station E: "It's called traffic, son."

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