Best Tattoo on a suspect

[big mak attack]

I asked a guy I locked up the other day if he had any Tats and he said Yeah I got your name on my ***. Im like ok S%^ head for real do you have any tats and again he says it and says here Ill show you he turns around pulls his pants down and well he had "YOUR NAME" in big letters on his butt.

[crazynova]

That guy has quite the sense of humor...

[SOI]

A man in my friend's jail had that on his pecker. Seriously.

[big mak attack]

That guy has quite the sense of humor...

Yeah I was impressed. I want to do it myself but I just cant think of anytime I would get to use that line so i dont

[SRT936]

Yes, that's a tattoo....

[ElDiabloJoe]

Best I ever saw was about 15 years ago in L.A.'s Men's Central Jail.

This guy had his entire back framed like it was a piece of old poster paper. It had the word "Reward" across his shoulders, and "Dead or Alive" across his lower back. The middle of his back had a tatted image of himself. There were words to the effect of "For murder, rape, and horse-thievery."

It was pretty well done. It looked just like a classic wild-west wanted poster.

EDJ

[BaldOldWhiteGuy]

My favorite was a guy who had "L-O-V-E" on the knuckles of his left hand, and "H-A-I-T" on the knuckles of his right hand.

Not only did he brand himself as a redneck, but as a stupid one at that.

[nads70]

Back when I worked corrections I saw a Greek guy who had a prison tat of a map of Greece. Under the tat was written GREASE.

[eggman1317]

When I was in corrections, I had an inmate on my gallery with a dotted line across his neck and undeneath were the words "please cut here"

[SirLancelot]

I asked a guy I locked up the other day if he had any Tats and he said Yeah I got your name on my ***. Im like ok S%^ head for real do you have any tats and again he says it and says here Ill show you he turns around pulls his pants down and well he had "YOUR NAME" in big letters on his butt.

A buddy of mine in Academy had that too. A few of us were commenting on some tats he had on his arms and back from his stint in the Marines and he then looked at me, smiled a little and said "I've actually got your name tattood on my @$$". I laughed and he promptly dropped trou. Sure enough in fancy script font was "YOUR NAME". I couldn't stop laughing for a long time!

[big mak attack]

Back when I worked corrections I saw a Greek guy who had a prison tat of a map of Greece. Under the tat was written GREASE.

Thats classic

[hooknbook]

Back when I worked corrections I saw a Greek guy who had a prison tat of a map of Greece. Under the tat was written GREASE.

some crooks have the smarts real gud

[99TAC]

*NOT WORK SAFE*

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iPPpAn4rkd...***_police.jpg

[jhkcop]

99TAC beat me to it. I've seen that in a demotivational poster with the caption, "Irony. It makes Patrolman Adamson smile."

[miltownsrt6]

I came up a group of young adults this summer swimming at our beach in the early morning hours. For reference the beach was closed.

Being a relatively slow night, I got out to investigate and check ID's for curfew. All were of legal age and I let them go on there way.

As one of them turned around he had a lovely tattoo of "F&$^ The Police" on his back.

I complimented him on his lovely tattoo.

His only response was "yeah I forgot about that."

I laughed and went on with my night.