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  • L-1
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    Bro, remember to always wear your tinfoil hat! I had mine ruggedized and waterproofed so I can even go swimming with it.
    No, no, no. Tinfoil causes interference. I enjoy the soothing pulses of the computer signals and warm laser beams as they enter my cortex. They give me a warm, fuzzy feeling all over and get me prepared for when I start hearing the voices. The only problem is, the voices seem to be talking in code and I have trouble interpreting them. Perhaps you can help me understand what the last two messages were saying. They were -

    I'm deeply concerned and want something good for dessert.

    I'm waiting for a headcheese casserole. It will arrive on the crosstown bus at 5:02 PM.

    The signals and lasers tell me there is something significant in those messages but I can't figure out what it is. Can you help?



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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by L-1 View Post
    The government computers can connect with my brain much more efficiently now that I've received the vaccine. Their updates and reprogramming to my thoughts are much more frequent now. I believe its the new and improved nanoparticles in the serum that's done the trick.
    Bro, remember to always wear your tinfoil hat! I had mine ruggedized and waterproofed so I can even go swimming with it.

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  • SRaider6
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    Would you consider coming to New Jersey? My former agency has an opening for our cold case records room in the basement. It's a bit dark and lonely down there...but there's no vaccine or mask requirement.
    What's the pay like?

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  • 508NAVY
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    I’ll say this, we just sent a bunch of recruits to PTI in the last 6 months or so. I guess PTI said recruits must have the vaccine or so the weekly tests. My theory is this, after having been hit with every vaccine in the military, including the H1N1 and the other ****, I’d get it. I’m not standing on a political platform of **** like Regan said, but with all of the contacts I make, and not knowing ANYTHING about those people, I’d rather lean on the side of caution.
    Last edited by 508NAVY; 10-18-2021, 05:24 AM.

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  • southpaw1
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    Disregard...
    Last edited by southpaw1; 10-19-2021, 12:51 PM.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by Future-PO View Post
    Are there any other departments out there in Illinois that doesn't require the vaccine? Seriously looking into lateraling somewhere else.
    Would you consider coming to New Jersey? My former agency has an opening for our cold case records room in the basement. It's a bit dark and lonely down there...but there's no vaccine or mask requirement.

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  • L-1
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    The government computers can connect with my brain much more efficiently now that I've received the vaccine. Their updates and reprogramming to my thoughts are much more frequent now. I believe its the new and improved nanoparticles in the serum that's done the trick.

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  • CCCSD
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    Sore arm and/or arm falling off and/or growing extra arm, implanted microchip, 5G, Bill Gates, altered DNA, evil aborted fetal cells, going to hell, spontaneous human combustion, shrinking testicles, injected murder hornet larvae...

    ^^^ And that's just from the FIRST dose.
    I forgot about that. It’s legit.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by CCCSD View Post
    Why? What are you so scared of?
    Sore arm and/or arm falling off and/or growing extra arm, implanted microchip, 5G, Bill Gates, altered DNA, evil aborted fetal cells, going to hell, spontaneous human combustion, shrinking testicles, injected murder hornet larvae...

    ^^^ And that's just from the FIRST dose.

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  • Ratatatat
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    The Vax (aka 666) is not required at Moody Bible Institute Public Safety...

    Campus Security | Moody Bible Institute

    COVID vaccine the mark of the beast? What the Book of Revelation says (usatoday.com)

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  • SRaider6
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    Originally posted by Future-PO View Post
    Are there any other departments out there in Illinois that doesn't require the vaccine? Seriously looking into lateraling somewhere else.
    I'd say smaller departments haven't really made it a priority. By small, I mean 20 or less officers.

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  • CCCSD
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    Why? What are you so scared of?

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    Are there any other departments out there in Illinois that doesn't require the vaccine? Seriously looking into lateraling somewhere else.

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