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    I was taking a respite from the heat and enjoying this delicious slurpee, when the unthinkable happened.

    I began suffering intense chest and head pain. It was happening - the worst brain freeze I've ever experienced. I began convulsing at the anguish. Then, as fast as it came - it was gone.

    I'm okay now. That's all - carry on.
    Other officer: Oh that's right, I forgot, you're God's gift to police work.
    Me: At least someone recognizes it.

    Turns out basic police work isn't so hard, you just have to leave the station.

  • #2
    Slurpee headache. Tummy freeze.
    Now go home and get your shine box!

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    • #3
      Man I get chest freezes, and D.A.M.N those hurt
      I'd rather be judged by 12 rather carried by 6.

      It should be noted that any and all post that are made are based on my own thought and opinions. And are not related or implied to represent the department I work for.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by moparfan View Post
        Man I get chest freezes, and D.A.M.N those hurt
        I got a pain in my chess, and I can't breef!
        Other officer: Oh that's right, I forgot, you're God's gift to police work.
        Me: At least someone recognizes it.

        Turns out basic police work isn't so hard, you just have to leave the station.

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        • #5
          Sounds like many of my patients...
          Now go home and get your shine box!

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          • #6
            Give us some advanced notice next time you attempt such a dangerous stunt.

            We will make sure to have an "Am-Ba-Lance" on stand-by.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by la1942 View Post
              give us some advanced notice next time you attempt such a dangerous stunt.

              We will make sure to have an "am-ba-lance" on stand-by.
              where tha amber lamps
              Other officer: Oh that's right, I forgot, you're God's gift to police work.
              Me: At least someone recognizes it.

              Turns out basic police work isn't so hard, you just have to leave the station.

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