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    You know you're a cop if ..

    > >> You have the bladder capacity of five people.

    > >> You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.

    > >> You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.

    > >> Your idea of a good time is a gun run or a car chase.

    > >> You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly
    towards you.

    > >> Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.

    > >> You find humor in other people's stupidity.

    > >> You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.

    > >> You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.

    > >> You have your weekends off planned for a year.

    > >> You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.

    > >> You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which its

    > >> You ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing

    > >> You think caffeine should be available in IV form.

    > >> You believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers" is going to blow
    more than a .15 You find out a lot about paranoia just by following
    people around.

    > >> Anyone has ever said, "There are people killing other people out
    there and you are here messing with me.

    > >> "People flag you down on the street and ask you directions to strange

    > >> You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner while
    standing over a dead body.

    > >> "You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.

    > >> You walk into places and people think it's high comedy to seize their
    buddy and shout, "They've come to get you, Bill.

    > >> "You do not see daylight from November until May.

    > >> People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room and think
    they're being hugely funny and original.

    > >> A week's worth of laundry consists of 5 T-shirts, 5 pairs of socks,
    and 5 pairs of underwear.

    > >> You've ever referred to Tuesday as "my weekend".

    > >> You've ever written off guns and ammunition as a business deduction.

    > >> You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says,
    "Boy, it sure is quiet tonight."
    Pain is your friend, your ally, it will tell you when you are seriously injured, it will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pain? It lets you know you're not dead yet!

  • #2
    pretty accurate


    • #3
      Other then caffine in IV form I'd say I've experienced everything on that list LOL


      • #4
        I think I would like having the caffine IV nexttime I have court all day and then have to work all nite afterwords.....


        • #5
          I need to work on the blatter thing... I wish my car had a potty!
          ...Did you call the Boys in Blue or the Man in Tan?


          • #6
            Yea, the best is when some parent says to their kid, "You better behave or that Police Officer is going to arrest you!"

            Way to teach your kids respect for authority....I usually tell em that I prefer to arrest the parents....usually gets a raised eyebrow..


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