So, yesterday the President unveils his initiative to help poor, at risk minority youth( tough luck poor, at risk white youth, I suppose). But earlier this week , they announce massive cuts to our military where, ironically, young, poor at risk white, black and hispanic youth have always traditionally gone to make something of themselves and have actually thrived.
Also this week, because of Michelle's "let's move" initiative, they are actually going to change the way the nutritional content of food is labeled by making a serving size what people realistically consume. For example, a bag of chips that used say 150 calories and 8 servings per bag for a total of 1200 calories will now say 300 calories and 4 servings per bag which make, wait for it, 1200 calories. And this of course will make you skinner how? Because really you're too stupid to multiply calories by amounts of servings so the government will now do it for you. Oh, and they also increased the font size on the labels. It's not our fault we're fat. It's the government's. Got it.
Honestly, I am liking the idea of Rand Paul more and more.
Also this week, because of Michelle's "let's move" initiative, they are actually going to change the way the nutritional content of food is labeled by making a serving size what people realistically consume. For example, a bag of chips that used say 150 calories and 8 servings per bag for a total of 1200 calories will now say 300 calories and 4 servings per bag which make, wait for it, 1200 calories. And this of course will make you skinner how? Because really you're too stupid to multiply calories by amounts of servings so the government will now do it for you. Oh, and they also increased the font size on the labels. It's not our fault we're fat. It's the government's. Got it.
Honestly, I am liking the idea of Rand Paul more and more.
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