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  • tehJet
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    Originally posted by ABC144 View Post
    You've obviously never been to Alabama.
    Only once, but it was a beach house

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  • ABC144
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    Hahaha that was pretty good...except I know far more redneck talking Republicans than Democrats ;-)
    You've obviously never been to Alabama.

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  • tehJet
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    Hahaha that was pretty good...except I know far more redneck talking Republicans than Democrats ;-)

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  • exdrip
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    ahahahha VERY nice

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  • Southflaguy
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    LOL...Good one...

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  • reils49
    started a topic Politics and Jesus ( It's funny)

    Politics and Jesus ( It's funny)

    I got this email today, and laughed pretty hard. Hopefully someone else will get a laugh too.


    Politics and Jesus

    A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked
    the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the
    restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress
    nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of
    coffee on him.


    The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He
    shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a
    cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
    Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give
    Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He
    hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's
    about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the
    restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more
    nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On
    my bill," he said.

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said,
    "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come
    back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig
    out the door.

    Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
    kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up,
    and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out
    the door.

    Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled,
    "Don't touch me--I'm collecting disability!"

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