CBP officer

[yoda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol_CoHA9fAY

OMFG!!!!.... ROFLMFAO!....
This is CRAZY funny!... Can't believe people actually do this...

[barnaj]

OMFG!!!!.... ROFLMFAO!....
This is CRAZY funny!... Can't believe people actually do this...

Whats even funnier, thats what baton training looks like. I was in the redman suit and everyone was surrounding me, hitting me with oversized foam batons. Had i known it was called "boffing", i would have been yelling "come and get it, you boffing motherfu**ers!"

[Khue]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol_CoHA9fAY

Ha ha ha. They have that type of club at the University of Washington; where I went to school. It's funny to see them in action on my way to class. They got so involved that they ruined the lawn at the union building. The maintenance people got fed up with the constant repairs that they ban them from dueling on campus lawn.

[yoda]

Whats even funnier, thats what baton training looks like. I was in the redman suit and everyone was surrounding me, hitting me with oversized foam batons. Had i known it was called "boffing", i would have been yelling "come and get it, you boffing motherfu**ers!"

HAHAHA!.....LMAO!...
It's the fact that some of them have "stances" or some sort of "form" and NO actual technique or skills at wielding the "sword".... either attacking or defending!... they look like a 7 year old playing "ninja", but these are young "men" and "women"!... HILARIOUS!...

[ValD]

I got the packet in the mail to sign off saying I have not had any medical changes. I faxed it to them last week. How long does it usually take for them to call you to schedule to retake the physical?

It took them 3 months to contact me......but im guessing it was because they were waiting for the new test to come into effect, cause when I showed up to the clinic they said I was the first person they had, had come in and test for while.

[barnaj]

HAHAHA!.....LMAO!...
It's the fact that some of them have "stances" or some sort of "form" and NO actual technique or skills at wielding the "sword".... either attacking or defending!... they look like a 7 year old playing "ninja", but these are young "men" and "women"!... HILARIOUS!...

That picture has more in common with FLETC than you think. All those geeks hanging around fighting over trying to score with the one "princess". Just like fletc...

[Khue]

That picture has more in common with FLETC than you think. All those geeks hanging around fighting over trying to score with the one "princess". Just like fletc...

You must be the guy with the red long bandanna. Awesome!

[barnaj]

You must be the guy with the red long bandanna. Awesome!

Haha, actually that looks like the class photo for Bureau of Prisons.

[Khue]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRuLeZm68lE

Even in the movie.

[barnaj]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRuLeZm68lE

Even in the movie.

You know hiring is getting bad when all the posts are reduced to making fun of these dorks!!

[flstate1]

Florida here to

I have been waiting in TSU since 3/12/09 for Florida all other...anybody else here for FL?....184 days waiting....and waiting.....and waiting.....

Yeah, just sitting. I am waiting for a Tampa, Clearwater or Leesburg spot. If not, then I'll just stay where I am now. I am content and will just keep applying for other federal jobs in the area. I still have 7 years for a federal LEO spot.

[Khue]

Just got an email from CBP. I am scheduled for a polygraph at a local field office in two weeks...is that normal?

[barnaj]

Just got an email from CBP. I am scheduled for a polygraph at a local field office in two weeks...is that normal?

I guess its random unless they have something they want a poly to help clear up. If you have no skeletons in your closet, probably just random. Odd that it would come from MHC, i thought it was a BI's perrogative?
By the way, i still cant figure how you got into TSU before your BI cleared, did it ever clear in CASS or just go straight to TSU?

[Khue]

Yeah, it cleared on CASS and the following days jump to TSU. However, I got a waiver clearance.

[barnaj]

Yeah, it cleared on CASS and the following days jump to TSU. However, I got a waiver clearance.

Typical example of the interim clearance. They make you think you're all finished and now they want to do a poly. Better than getting yanked out of class at FLETC to do it though!