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  • Originally posted by Semper0331 View Post
    My contact out at HQ said they Had 30K+ applicants as expected. So like the 2012 announcement they are going to only take the even numbers and and if your last name starts with a J or a K your sh*t out of luck. From there, they run your app through a mysterious computer owned by the Illuminati to further narrow the field. After this they hire paid actors to sit as interviewers in all but a few select locations where the Director can ensure all their nephews and cousins get hired... It was a good source, gents. High level sh*t
    Heard the same, except I was told all the apps were emailed to Hillary Clinton's personal email before the computer segment.
    "You're either getting better or you're getting worse, you never just stay the same"

    Coach Woody Hayes

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    • Originally posted by 11b101abn View Post
      Let me get this straight. ..somehow you magically know more about the process because you did NOT get hired, versus a guy that has been through a federal hiring process?

      GTFOH
      Hahaha okay so I'm wrong, but these guys that say they got offers/got interviews are still on this looking for a job?!

      Yeah bro you believe what you want.. but my info was from a supervisor from PR.. Could he have been wrong? Yea, But I really don't think so due the district has high highest turn over.

      STFU.. Haha I love how you look away from this thing for 1 day and everyone has the inside. Hahaha and some people follow this thing to the T! Haha
      Last edited by USMC85; 06-10-2016, 06:27 PM.

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      • Originally posted by USMC85 View Post
        Hahaha okay so I'm wrong but these guys that say they got offers are still on this looking for a job?!

        Yeah bro you believe what you want
        Dude.... Who has implied they have an offer? This is the second time I've seen you throw a fit about this....

        Let's face it. Your home boy, "the USMS supervisor" (if he's real) had inaccurate information pertaining to anything relevant to your thoughts (which you imply is fact) of the moving parts pertaining to the hiring process/selection.

        Get a grip. This is almost as entertaining as the "am I qualified to be a LEO" topics.
        "The only easy day was yesterday"

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        • I'm drinking buddies with the Director and he said if you sh** in one hand and smear it all over your face and snap chat it to him you're in. No interview, no FLETC requirement, just a direct report to your home district. True story.

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          • Originally posted by kwaz View Post
            I'm drinking buddies with the Director and he said if you sh** in one hand and smear it all over your face and snap chat it to him you're in. No interview, no FLETC requirement, just a direct report to your home district. True story.
            This ^
            "You're either getting better or you're getting worse, you never just stay the same"

            Coach Woody Hayes

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            • Originally posted by kwaz View Post
              I'm drinking buddies with the Director and he said if you sh** in one hand and smear it all over your face and snap chat it to him you're in. No interview, no FLETC requirement, just a direct report to your home district. True story.
              Does it matter if it's the right or the left hand? Should I eat corn beforehand?

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              • Originally posted by kwaz View Post
                I'm drinking buddies with the Director and he said if you sh** in one hand and smear it all over your face and snap chat it to him you're in. No interview, no FLETC requirement, just a direct report to your home district. True story.
                Lol, there is currently no director of the USMS

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                • Originally posted by kwaz View Post
                  I'm drinking buddies with the Director and he said if you sh** in one hand and smear it all over your face and snap chat it to him you're in. No interview, no FLETC requirement, just a direct report to your home district. True story.
                  What's his snap username?!?! I'm in the bathroom now!


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                  • Originally posted by Blackbeard526 View Post
                    I love the baseless speculation on how many people applied. (9,000+ applications) Bottom Line- Who cares? Who knows? Make yourself better everyday. If you applied previously and didn't get selected, I hope you did something to make yourself more marketable for the next announcement. If you didn't, please quit bitching about how no one ever gets hired and life isn't fair; because they do, you just didn't make the cut for whatever reason.

                    Rule 367 alpha; If you had a hard time finding the application in the first place, your chances of getting an interview are lower than the rest of us.

                    Rule 487 bravo; If someone on this thread had to post the link to the announcement, so you could apply, you probably shouldn't have applied in the first place.

                    Rule 908 delta; If you're overly qualified, know someone, have a 10" cock or the luckiest sonofabitch in the world; you'll be somewhat likely to get an interview.



                    I'd like to join the rumor mill... Two vacancy announcements in a month... would suggest they'll be hiring soon to fill academy spots. Just a bit of speculation.

                    Bottom line, stay positive, work your *** off and quit whining.
                    10" cock lmao

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                    • Originally posted by kwaz View Post
                      i'm drinking buddies with the director and he said if you sh** in one hand and smear it all over your face and snap chat it to him you're in. No interview, no fletc requirement, just a direct report to your home district. True story.
                      code brown!!!!

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                      • Dude totally did. Lmao I see what you did there

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                        • Quick question to anyone in the "know". I saw this job requires a holder to have a "Q" level security clearance. Why on earth would a deputy marshal need that? I can understand TS but not q since they won't deal with nuclear sensative materials...

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                          • Originally posted by wildbill0351 View Post
                            This is giving me flashbacks from the 2012 announcement!!!! Thank goodness I got hired and don't have to deal with all this again! Best of luck to all in the process...
                            You mean the announcement where every non-vet had their application thrown in the garbage? Yeah I applied for USMS then too.
                            What is Perseverance?
                            -Perseverance is commitment, hard work, patience, endurance.
                            -Perseverance is being able to bear difficulties calmly and without complaint.
                            -PERSEVERANCE IS TRYING AGAIN AND AGAIN.


                            BOP - BPA - ICE

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                            • Originally posted by muleyman0123 View Post
                              Quick question to anyone in the "know". I saw this job requires a holder to have a "Q" level security clearance. Why on earth would a deputy marshal need that? I can understand TS but not q since they won't deal with nuclear sensative materials...
                              Usms deputies are key elements of the us nuclear arsenal, and are assigned to the "National Stockpile". So......some of us do deal with nuclear sensitive materials. Usms deputies are also assigned to the CDC for security and escort purposes...

                              There is more to the agency than meets the eye...
                              USMS Region 3
                              Info Session: Aug 2009 (Atlanta)
                              Interview: 10/26/09 (Atlanta)
                              Conditional Offer: 1/15/10
                              BackgroundInt: 2/1/10
                              Medical:2/15/10
                              MedicalReview: 4/15/10
                              FIT: 5/10/10 (Excellent)
                              Drug: 6/5/10
                              Fletc: APRIL 6, 2011!!!
                              Duty Station: Laredo,Tx

                              __________________________________________________ ______________________________
                              Border Patrol AgentApplied: 11/15/10
                              Written: 12/27/10
                              NOR: 12/29/10 (96)
                              To:
                              Medical:

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                              • Originally posted by TheKansan View Post
                                You mean the announcement where every non-vet had their application thrown in the garbage? Yeah I applied for USMS then too.
                                I see your frustration but you can't take away from the veterans who served honorably for their country! Do I fully agree with the vet preference? NO because I know there are many overly qualified applicants who are non vets but just because i am a vet doesn't mean i didn't work hard for the position. Being a vet is a small slice of the pie, being a fed Leo, and having a masters certainly helped! But good luck this go around, we all know the Service needs highly motivated and qualified applicants regardless of veterans status.
                                Last edited by wildbill0351; 06-12-2016, 08:12 AM.

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