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  • The Flight Attendant

    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
    to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
    us,

    ''Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
    plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that
    would be super.''

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
    Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

    ''Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to
    raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.''

    She calmly turned her head and said,
    ''In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.''
    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

    ''Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you.
    Tray up, Bitch''
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    That was good.
    This profession is not for people looking for positive reinforcement from the public. Very often it can be a thankless job and you can't desire accolades, because those are not usually forthcoming. Just do your job to the best of your ability and live with the decisions you've made.

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