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    LEROY

    A rich white man in Richmond, Virginia decided that he wanted to throw a
    party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy,
    the only black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in
    the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking,
    dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women. At the
    height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10-ft man-eating alligator in
    my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump
    in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
    everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the
    'gator and kicking its ***! Leroy was jabbing the 'gator in the eyes with
    his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of **** like head butts and
    choke holds, biting the 'gator on the tail and flipping the 'gator through
    the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and
    splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the 'gator were screaming and raising
    hell. Finally Leroy strangled the 'gator and let it float to the top like a
    K-mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was
    just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I
    reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it,"
    said Leroy. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won
    the bet. Then, how about half a million bucks?" "No thanks. I don't want
    it," answered Leroy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you
    something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some
    stock options?" Again Leroy said "No." Confused, the rich man asked, "Well,
    Leroy, then what do you want?" Scroll down to see what Leroy said he
    wanted.....................




    Leroy said, "I want the name of the mutha^*#$! who pushed me in the dang pool"
    No better friend, no worse enemy.

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