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  • Yea but does he get the girl!

    A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under 'Escorts and Massages'.

    He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,

    beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he gives her a call.

    'Hello?' the woman says. God she sounded sexy!

    'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.

    I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring everything you've got, the works the whole bag of tricks. We'll go hot and all night long; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?'

    She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9.'

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    good one.... Salamat
    Don't blame me, I voted McCain
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH0BEoA9hsE

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    See if you can find the differences in these two pictures, I did.

    http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

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    • #3
      Nice! lol....

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