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    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one.

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then, a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
    Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the sweetest piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

    Now wipe that silly smile off your face and pass it on!
    Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence!

    [George Washington (1732 - 1799)]

  • #2
    son' a beech .....I like it!
    Jubilant Patriotic Republican

    America gave Obama the benefit of the doubt when they elected him. Obama is now giving America the doubt of the benefit of his governance......Change you can bereave in!..JPR


    • #3
      that was so funny!! Im rolling!


      • #4
        That's a good one. I'm going to have to remember that one.
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