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Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's
Deputy. He thinks he is smarter than the Deputy because he is a
lawyer from New York and is certain he has a better education than
any cop from Houston, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Deputy's expense.
The Deputy says," License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign."
The lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop," Says the Deputy.
"License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the
law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, let me go."
"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the Deputy
says.
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
beating the crap out of the lawyer and says,.....
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
Deputy. He thinks he is smarter than the Deputy because he is a
lawyer from New York and is certain he has a better education than
any cop from Houston, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Deputy's expense.
The Deputy says," License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign."
The lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop," Says the Deputy.
"License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the
law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, let me go."
"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the Deputy
says.
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
beating the crap out of the lawyer and says,.....
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
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