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    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
    hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
    extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
    approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious
    man. Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
    "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
    "You know, you should lighten up a little.
    Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
    this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
    everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!

    She took his hand and led him to a private room where she
    proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
    and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

    The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
    matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

    (Don't ya love military time)
    __________________
    Jerry
    "If all else fails, stop using all else!"

  • #2
    lol I didnt' see that coming.
    "Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!" -- Captain Lance Murdoch, The Simpsons

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    • #3
      same here oregon
      I DON'T FIGHT TO WIN, I FIGHT TO SURVIVE.

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      • #4
        I did, but by then it was too late.

        R. Lee Ermey would love the joke, but he'd probably start laughing as soon as you said "1955."
        --
        Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"

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        • #5
          lol never saw it coming

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