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    Subject: The Marine and the Professor

    A United States Marine was attending some college
    courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
    Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed
    atheist and a member of the ACLU.

    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
    He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then
    I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
    minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
    minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
    waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
    out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
    knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

    The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
    silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there
    looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably
    shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter
    with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too
    busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right
    to say stupid **** and act like an *******. So, He sent me."

    The Lord works in mysterious ways...
    Most important thing you and your partner do today is make off duty roll call.

    There are very few problems which cannot be solved by the suitable application of high explosives.

    “Is there one G or two G’s in staggered?”

    “You better put two he was pretty drunk.”

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    Absolutely Outstanding!

    The title says it all!
    "I'm not fluent in the language of violence, but I know enough to get around in places where it's spoken."


    • #3
      Outstanding! Thanks for that!
      "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

      Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

      Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.


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