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    During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, Bill’s mother-in-law died.
    With death certificates in hand, Bill went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial.
    The Consulate, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told Bill that the sending of a body back to the states for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00.
    The Consulate continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.
    Bill thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."
    The Consulate, after hearing this, says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."
    "No, it's not that," says Bill. "You see, I know of a case years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead!
    I just can't take that chance.

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    holy crap that's funny!!lol
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