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    A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the
    counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
    He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in
    He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the jar?"
    Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money
    and the keys to a brand new Audi TT.
    The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.
    "What are the three tests?"
    "Pay first, those are the rules," says the bartender.
    So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into
    the jar.
    "OK," the bartender says, " Here's what you need to do: First
    You have to drink that entire litre of pepper tequila, the whole
    thing, all at once ... and you can't make a face while doing it.

    Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a
    sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare

    Third. There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has
    never had an orgasm. You've gotta make things right for her."<BR>> <BR>>
    The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not<BR>> an idiot! I
    won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a
    gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things..."

    "Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where
    it is." As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more,
    he asks,
    "Where ez zat tequila?"

    He grabs the litre with both hands and downs it with a big
    Tears stream down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.

    Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is
    chained-up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge,
    noisy, scuffle going on outside.
    They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the
    pit bull yelping and then . . silence.

    Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers
    back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all
    over his body.

    "Now," he says...
    "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

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