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Two men were driving through Kentucky when they get pulled over by an patrolman.
The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Kentucky, son," the cop answered. "When we pull you over in Kentucky, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from Ohio and didn't know your laws
here."
The officer runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The Officer then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the Officer smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the officer.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know you Ohio Guys," the officer says, "Two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say... I wish that ******* would've tried that **** with me!"
The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Kentucky, son," the cop answered. "When we pull you over in Kentucky, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from Ohio and didn't know your laws
here."
The officer runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The Officer then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the Officer smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the officer.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know you Ohio Guys," the officer says, "Two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say... I wish that ******* would've tried that **** with me!"
