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    IN MY NEXT LIFE...

    I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out
    of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.


    You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when
    you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work


    years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol,
    you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for
    High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have
    no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxurious spa-like
    conditions with central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
    every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm!


    I rest my case.

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