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    The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length

    looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,

    middle-aged French woman's poodle.


    The war weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French

    woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans are so

    rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."


    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was

    under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired" She

    snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"


    This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little

    dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.


    The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American


    should be put in his place!"


    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often


    seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in

    the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And

    now sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window!
    Rule #1 - If it doesn't change supper it's not worth the worry.
    Rule #10 - YOU ARE NOW THE MINORITY. This country is no longer the one your parents knew. You will not be able to understand it. You will not be able to change it. You must learn to live with it.

  • #2
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious

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    • #3
      lmfao, that was good.

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      • #4
        I second the above ...............reminded me too that there was a saying the English had about our troops pre D day.....I think it went something like this......[The English describing American troops that were dating English women]......"They're oversexed, they're overpaid, and they're over here."
        Jubilant Patriotic Republican

        America gave Obama the benefit of the doubt when they elected him. Obama is now giving America the doubt of the benefit of his governance......Change you can bereave in!..JPR

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