You are a gun nut if:

[Mole177]

you buy ammo for a gun that you do not yet own.

you get excited each time you see the target store symbol.

you have a VIP parking spot at the gun show.

ammo manufacturer's have to lay off employees when you go on a vacation to Europe.

what else can you guys think of?

[Sabre]

When you can't help but grin when you look at a digital clock and see that it's 2:23, 5:56, 3:57, 4:54, and others...

[School Cop]

...When you can't figure out why this thread is in the "jokes" section

[School Cop]

...when you can remember the issue gun at every place you have worked, but can't remember your current department's use of force continuum.

[School Cop]

...you hide gun magazines from your spouse as if it were porn.

[JPR]

Your favorite cologne is "Hoppes #9."

[eman2k5]

if you have more guns than an army ranger .......

[KapsFB]

You weapons locker is insured for more than your home.

[MartinR]

...your car(s) is(are) worth less than your gun collection.

...you go to the gun shop to buy a handgun 'so your pistol permit won't go to waste.'

...you buy magazines for a gun you don't have.

...someone tells you about their 'powder room' you think they are talking about a place to reload. (Or it reminds you that you are down to a single three pound container of Winchester 231).

...you reload for every center-fire firearm you have.

...you have bought reloading components for a firearm you don't have.

...you can't remember off the top of your head how many firearms you have.

...you several minutes at the range looking for that last round of .45acp brass when you have thousands stored at home.

...you reload because '...factory ammo isn't good enough...'

...you own and shoot a firearm that is a wildcat of any kind.

...your 14 gun safe holds at least 25 (but you can't remember exactly).

...you bought a firearm because '...everyone ought to have one...' (ie. DA revolver, SA revolver, pump shotgun, AR-15, .22 semi-auto, .22 bolt action, center fire bolt action, semi-auto handgun ...)

[Redders]

.......your back deck overlooks your personal 1,000 yard shooting range which is manicured better than your front yard...........

[JPR]

-You have wind chimes made out of spent shell casings in both your front and back yards .

-You have a bumper sticker that reads "I'd rather be driving a M109 Howitzer."

-Your daughter can't get a date due to your reputation in the community.

-ATF has brought in power,water and sewer hookups for the observation post across the street from your house.

[grog18b]

You own any weapon that is "belt fed".

[lionheart45]

-Your daughter can't get a date due to your reputation in the community.

You say this like it's a bad thing?

[Fordfreak]

I second that!!!!! LOL

Fordfreak

When you can't help but grin when you look at a digital clock and see that it's 2:23, 5:56, 3:57, 4:54, and others...

[JPR]

You say this like it's a bad thing?

I was wondering how long it would take before I'd see that comment...