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  • You are a gun nut if:

    you buy ammo for a gun that you do not yet own.

    you get excited each time you see the target store symbol.

    you have a VIP parking spot at the gun show.

    ammo manufacturer's have to lay off employees when you go on a vacation to Europe.

    what else can you guys think of?
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  • #2
    When you can't help but grin when you look at a digital clock and see that it's 2:23, 5:56, 3:57, 4:54, and others...

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    • #3
      ...When you can't figure out why this thread is in the "jokes" section
      If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

      ---Jack Handey

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      • #4
        ...when you can remember the issue gun at every place you have worked, but can't remember your current department's use of force continuum.
        If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

        ---Jack Handey

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        • #5
          ...you hide gun magazines from your spouse as if it were porn.
          If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

          ---Jack Handey

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          • #6
            Your favorite cologne is "Hoppes #9."
            Jubilant Patriotic Republican

            America gave Obama the benefit of the doubt when they elected him. Obama is now giving America the doubt of the benefit of his governance......Change you can bereave in!..JPR

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            • #7
              if you have more guns than an army ranger .......
              sigpicMy statements do not represent my agency.

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              • #8
                You weapons locker is insured for more than your home.
                sigpic
                Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
                And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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                • #9
                  ...your car(s) is(are) worth less than your gun collection.

                  ...you go to the gun shop to buy a handgun 'so your pistol permit won't go to waste.'

                  ...you buy magazines for a gun you don't have.

                  ...someone tells you about their 'powder room' you think they are talking about a place to reload. (Or it reminds you that you are down to a single three pound container of Winchester 231).

                  ...you reload for every center-fire firearm you have.

                  ...you have bought reloading components for a firearm you don't have.

                  ...you can't remember off the top of your head how many firearms you have.

                  ...you several minutes at the range looking for that last round of .45acp brass when you have thousands stored at home.

                  ...you reload because '...factory ammo isn't good enough...'

                  ...you own and shoot a firearm that is a wildcat of any kind.

                  ...your 14 gun safe holds at least 25 (but you can't remember exactly).

                  ...you bought a firearm because '...everyone ought to have one...' (ie. DA revolver, SA revolver, pump shotgun, AR-15, .22 semi-auto, .22 bolt action, center fire bolt action, semi-auto handgun ...)

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                  • #10
                    .......your back deck overlooks your personal 1,000 yard shooting range which is manicured better than your front yard...........
                    Sometimes, doing the right thing means p***ing off the bosses.

                    "And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee."

                    Originally posted by dontknowwhy
                    I still think troopers and deputies who work in the middle of no where with essentially no back up are the 'men among men' of the LEO world.
                    Originally posted by weinerdog2000
                    as far as your social experiment, if we cant film you then you cant film us, we will arrest you for obstruction of our freedom.

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                    • #11
                      -You have wind chimes made out of spent shell casings in both your front and back yards .

                      -You have a bumper sticker that reads "I'd rather be driving a M109 Howitzer."

                      -Your daughter can't get a date due to your reputation in the community.

                      -ATF has brought in power,water and sewer hookups for the observation post across the street from your house.
                      Jubilant Patriotic Republican

                      America gave Obama the benefit of the doubt when they elected him. Obama is now giving America the doubt of the benefit of his governance......Change you can bereave in!..JPR

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                      • #12
                        You own any weapon that is "belt fed".
                        As far as "rights" are concerned; I look at them this way... I don't tell you what church to go to, and you don't tell me what kind of firearm I can own...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by JPR View Post

                          -Your daughter can't get a date due to your reputation in the community.
                          You say this like it's a bad thing?

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                          • #14
                            I second that!!!!! LOL

                            Fordfreak

                            Originally posted by Sabre View Post
                            When you can't help but grin when you look at a digital clock and see that it's 2:23, 5:56, 3:57, 4:54, and others...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by lionheart45 View Post
                              You say this like it's a bad thing?
                              I was wondering how long it would take before I'd see that comment...
                              Jubilant Patriotic Republican

                              America gave Obama the benefit of the doubt when they elected him. Obama is now giving America the doubt of the benefit of his governance......Change you can bereave in!..JPR

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