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  • Firearms refresher course

    "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."

    ~ Thomas Jefferson

    (This is why Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton wants gun control
    so badly! )

    FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

    1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

    2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

    3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

    4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

    5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

    6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

    7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

    8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

    9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

    10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved.

    11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

    12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the
    others.

    13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

    14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.

    15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

    16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

    17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

    18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

    19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.

    20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

    21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

    22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.

    23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more.

    24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

    25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++== =

    An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove Wildly
    to get him to the emergency room.

    After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared,
    Wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he Is
    brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

    "Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks
    with shock. "We've never had a DEMOCRAT in the family before."
    Last edited by Sgt. Geezer; 04-26-2007, 11:27 AM.
    Rule #1 - If it doesn't change supper it's not worth the worry.
    Rule #10 - YOU ARE NOW THE MINORITY. This country is no longer the one your parents knew. You will not be able to understand it. You will not be able to change it. You must learn to live with it.

  • #2
    Good ones.
    Let me add "9-1-1 is okay, but I want 9mm too."

    Yathink that whirring sound might be the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves because of the BS some politicians have come up with?
    --
    Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"

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    • #3
      The greatest two T-shirts I've ever seen..

      One has an AR-15, and says "WHEN NEGOTIATIONS FAIL"
      The other has a 45ACP, we've all seen this one, "In case of emergency... 1911"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Sgt. Geezer View Post
        "An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove Wildly to get him to the emergency room.

        After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared,
        Wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he Is
        brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

        "Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks
        with shock. "We've never had a DEMOCRAT in the family before."

        I'm still trying to get my breath back. That is the best joke I've heard in a long time! (Or is it a joke? .)...................


        P.S. Amen to the firearms refresher course.........Hillary, Nancy and Ted are far more dangerous than my law abiding armed neighbors....IMO.....
        Last edited by JPR; 05-13-2007, 03:09 AM.
        Jubilant Patriotic Republican

        America gave Obama the benefit of the doubt when they elected him. Obama is now giving America the doubt of the benefit of his governance......Change you can bereave in!..JPR

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        • #5
          Here is a bumper sticker I saw ....

          Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.
          10-8 like a shark in a sea of crime. (SgtScott31 jacked this from me, I had it first, but no hard feelings.)

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