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  • Cautionary Tale

    Subject: A Cautionary Tale


    >
    >>A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly
    >>to the bartender who approached her immediately.
    >>
    >> She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As
    >> he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she
    >> asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
    >>
    >> "Actually, no," he replied.
    >>
    >> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
    >> hands
    >> beyond his beard and into his hair.
    >>
    >> "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can
    >> do?"
    >>
    >> "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
    >> forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her
    >> fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
    >>
    >> "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
    >>
    >> "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
    >> towels in the ladies room."
    Rule #1 - If it doesn't change supper it's not worth the worry.
    Rule #10 - YOU ARE NOW THE MINORITY. This country is no longer the one your parents knew. You will not be able to understand it. You will not be able to change it. You must learn to live with it.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Sgt. Geezer
    Subject: A Cautionary Tale


    >
    >>A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly
    >>to the bartender who approached her immediately.
    >>
    >> She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As
    >> he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she
    >> asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
    >>
    >> "Actually, no," he replied.
    >>
    >> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
    >> hands
    >> beyond his beard and into his hair.
    >>
    >> "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can
    >> do?"
    >>
    >> "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
    >> forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her
    >> fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
    >>
    >> "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
    >>
    >> "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
    >> towels in the ladies room."
    Oh man, I love this one.
    Follow me!

    Let your conscience be your guide!

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