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    Monday, 20 November 2006
    An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day
    trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who
    was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea
    for clemency to the governor had
    failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

    As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started
    on him about, What time of night do you call this? Where have you
    been?" and on and on.

    Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual,
    he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a
    long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic
    remarks.

    While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered
    and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of
    execution after all.

    Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to
    go upstairs to give him the good news.

    As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight
    of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs
    and feet.

    "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

    He whirled around and screamed,"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN,
    DON'T YOU EVER STOP!"

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    Oh my god, thats hilarious.

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