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    Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. > The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all
    line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool.

    The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs
    is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.

    Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still
    see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had
    better dive down to rescue him.

    He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head
    at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and
    spluttering.

    Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've
    spent learning to swim with my ears, then two minutes before
    the whistle, some dumbass bastard puts a swimming cap on me!"
    Last edited by Sgt. Geezer; 04-17-2007, 05:31 PM.
    Rule #1 - If it doesn't change supper it's not worth the worry.
    Rule #10 - YOU ARE NOW THE MINORITY. This country is no longer the one your parents knew. You will not be able to understand it. You will not be able to change it. You must learn to live with it.

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    Lol!!!!!!!!!!

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