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  • Two more drunk Irishmen

    Two men were sitting next to each other in a bar. After a while, one guy
    looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think from listening to you,
    that you're from Ireland."

    The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

    The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"

    The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, that I am."

    The first guy responds, "Sure and begorrah, and so am I! And what street
    did you live on in Dublin?"

    The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary
    Street in the old central part of town."

    The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what
    school would you have been goin'?"

    The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."

    The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what
    year did you graduate?"

    The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."

    The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can
    hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you
    believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 me own self."

    About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a
    beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters, "It's going to be
    a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again."
    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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