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  • Ptarol Monkey

    A tourist visiting the State Capitol in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
    walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
    While he was there, a State police officer walked in and said to
    the shopkeeper, "I'll take a Patrol monkey, please."

    The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the
    shop, and took out a monkey.

    He fit it with a collar and leash and handed it to
    the officer saying, "That'll be $1,000." The officer paid
    and walked out with his monkey.

    Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said,
    "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a
    few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?"

    The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey is an expert in
    firing small arms, can write 20 tickets a month, and is
    certified in small unit tactics -- well worth the money!"

    The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That
    one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"

    "Oh, that one's a POST certified Technician Patrol monkey;
    it can instruct other monkeys in basic firearms
    skills, counter-terrorism training, physical training, small unit
    tactics, and investigative techniques, and it can even type.
    All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

    The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a
    third monkey in a large cage of its own. The price tag
    around its neck read $70,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper,
    "That one costs more than all the others put together! What
    on earth does it do?"

    The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do
    much of anything, but it says it's a Sergeant."
    Aude Sapere

  • #2
    thats good i like that one lol
    "OBSTACLES ARE THOSE FRIGHTFUL THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF YOUR GOAL" HENRY FORD

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    • #3
      aint that the truth, LMAO
      Officer Schilling ]

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